Tennessee Republican Sen. Lamar Alexander is attacking a newspaper in his state for criticizing his vote to help President Barack Obama’s Environmental Protection Agency implement what the paper considers an economically devastating regulation.

On June 20 Alexander was one of five GOP senators who voted to allow the EPA to implement Utility Maximum Achievable Control Technology regulations, which will force coal energy plants to install giant scrubber-like materials inside smokestacks to capture and cleanse carbon particles.

Causing energy prices, to use the words of Lamar’s fuckfriend Ogabe, “to necessarily skyrocket.”

Let’s not forget that five Democrat Socialists joined the Republicans to strike it down.

But Lamar “Cheap Whore” Alexander is now all butt-hurt that a paper pointed out that he got a sweet $200,000 worth of ads in return for fucking Americans up the arse.

Alexander’s vote prompted a local newspaper in Tennessee – the Chattanooga Times Free Press – to look into the situation. The paper found that shortly after Alexander’s vote in favor of the EPA regulation, a liberal environmentalist organization – the Environmental Defense Fund – launched a $200,000 ad campaign to thank Alexander for his vote.

We suspect that the cheap trick Lamar Alexander is mainly upset that it was revealed that he could be bought for a mere $200,000. Hard to do business as a corrupt sack of bribe-taking shit if your potential customers already know how little it takes for you to rent out your puckered starfish, isn’t it?

So Tennessee: Are you just naturally retarded sending that meth whore back to Congress again and again, or did it take years of training to achieve your current level of ignorance?


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