Yay us! And all of the other fathers in the Empire, of course.
Now’s the time to sit back and enjoy the fruits of your, ahem, labor. Such as watching moths fly from the place where the money in your wallet used to reside.
We kid, of course.
Enjoy the one day of the year where you’ll get the respect you so richly deserve because, you know, the other 364 start tomorrow. 😉