In one of the more memorable stuttering clusterfucks so characteristic of the Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure, Der Fubar assured us today:

In a White House news conference focused on the threat the worsening Eurozone crisis poses to the U.S. economy, Obama said Congress needed to act on his jobs plan to boost hiring in state and local governments. “The private sector is doing just fine,” he argued.

Once the hysterical laughter had died down, Romney replied:

“Is he really that out of touch? I think he’s defining what it means to be detached and out of touch with the American people,” Romney told supporters in a park in Council Bluffs, Iowa. “Has there ever been an American president who is so far from reality?”

Yes, he is, Mittens and no, there hasn’t.

Yet another SCoaMF first!

Then the Greatest Orator of All Time Since… Since EVERYBODY!™ decided to “clarify” his remark that the economy was “doing just fine”:

“It’s is absolutely clear that the economy is not doing fine, that’s the reason I had the press conference,” the president said Friday afternoon in response to a reporter’s question.

“And that’s exactly the reason why I said that… Wait, can I get another Mulligan on that one?”

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.


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