Really, now, Reichsführer Ogabe is beginning to beclown himself with his narcissistic personality disorder to a degree where you almost feel like you ought to pity the poor, insecure man child.


The site keeps biographies of all of our presidents and, up until now, they’re pretty much set in stone once they’re written.

Short, concise summaries of past presidents and what they did, a useful reference work for those wondering what each president was most known for.

Up until now.

In the pathologically self-conscious universe of (p)Resident Barack Narcissus Hussein Ogabe, that just won’t do. So he has decided to inject his own holy self into every single one of those biographies going all the way back to Calvin Coolidge, with the exception of Gerald “what’s his name again?” Ford. Not surprising, really, considering that the idiotic, rambling, incompetent, socialist fool hasn’t accomplished a single thing in his life, but still… There HAS to be limits to how much narcissism one ought to swallow without projectile vomiting. Remember the Big Me™, aka Billy Blowjob Clinton, who couldn’t utter a single sentence without relating it to his own greatness? A rank amateur compared to Kim Jong-Il, er, Barack Hussein Ogabe. An example of his creative edits, but do read the whole thing (just make sure that you have anti-emetics close at hand):

President Harry S. Truman: “In a 1946 letter to the National Urban League, President Truman wrote that the government has ‘an obligation to see that the civil rights of every citizen are fully and equally protected.’ He ended racial segregation in civil service and the armed forces in 1948. Today the Obama Administration continues to strive toward upholding the civil rights of its citizens, repealing Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, allowing people of all sexual orientations to serve openly in our armed forces.[Ogabe edits emphasized — Emp.M.]

Yes, that IS only one example. Every single achievement of past presidents, however dubious, is somehow linked to the Coming of The One™ now.

We’re only surprised that Eisenhower’s entry doesn’t include a footnote explaining that whereas Dwight did plan and perform the largest seaborne invasion in history and liberated all of Western Europe from socialism, it was really only a precursor to Teh Ogabessiah™ personally rappelling from a mortally wounded Blackhawk helicopter into Pockeestahn to personally strangle Osama bin Laden with his own guts, but we’re sure that will be there as soon as Sheriff Biden gets off his psychotropics for long enough to power up the word processor.

You see, according to Barack Hussein Messiah Ogabe, all of human history was nothing but a warmup act to his victorious coming.

We wish we were kidding.

We live in North Korea now. Fortunately, we have a shot, ONE SHOT, at voting ourselves off that particular island in November.



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