Since the state’s proposed ban on gay “marriage” passed in a landslide.

Funny, though. Right after Sheriff Senile Biden put his boss in a pickle by coming out in favor of gay marriage while Reichsführer Ogabe is still “thinking about it” until after the election where he’ll have more “flexibility”, Ogabe’s taxpayer-funded reelection campaign to North Carolina got cancelled.

Imagine that.

Surely it can’t be cowardice, since we’ve all been assured over and over again on the anniversary of Osama bin Fish Sticks’ death that Ogabe personally parachuted into Pockistan and strangled Osama with his own hands in a brilliant display of unparalleled in history courage, including D-Day, Iwo Jima, Bunker Hill and G-d knows what else combined (we know because Sheriff Hair Plugs said so himself), so what could possibly have persuaded the Greatest Commander of All Times, Der Fubar, to not go bask in his well-earned glory in North Carolina today?

We’ve got nothing. We’re as puzzled as you are.

Maybe he’s been out in the dead of night strangling enemies of America again?

Who knows?


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