By which we mean those irritating “follow me on this”, “like this on that” and “recommend this on the other” cutesy little Failbook, Spoogele, Twatter and Bob knows what else buttons that seem to be infesting every single website His Imperial Majesty reads as of late.

They eff up the templates, choke up the browsers and delay load times to the point where we’ll be in a new ice age before His Majesty gets to finally read the content he was looking for as opposed to the pathetic blegs for attention that those wastes of electron buttons represent and no, us having to hunt around for plug-ins, switching browsers because one of them likes site A but not site B’s buttons every five minutes and generally speaking cursing up a storm does not make it more likely that we’ll come back.

Not that anybody should care, really.

Oh, and bonus point: Any reference to “Follow me on Twitter” on your site deducts an automatic 50 Respect and Maturity points as A) We don’t “follow” anybody who wasn’t nailed to a cross 2,000 years ago and B) Twitter is nothing but blogging for people with ADHD who can’t fucking spell to save their lives. (If u’ve evr rote anythg like this, u might b a #Twatter).


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By Emperor Misha I

Ruler of all I survey -- and then some.

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