Reichsführer Ogabe’s life insurance policy, Joe “choo-choo” Biden:

Vice President Joseph Biden on Monday night upped the ante around the already quite-dramatic assassination of Osama bin Laden.

From the pool report of Biden’s comments during a fundraising event in New Jersey come these quotes.

You can go back 500 years. You cannot find a more audacious plan. Never knowing for certain. We never had more than a 48 percent probability that he was there.

Nevermind D-Day, the Chosin breakout, Guadalcanal, Bastogne, you name it! Being dragged back from a golf game after almost a full day’s worth of trying to convince you to pull the trigger on the single most obvious “go” order in the history of our nation is, by far, the single most momentous, brave, almost foolhardily audacious decision ever made in the history of warfare!

If that senile old bag of histrionic bullshit didn’t exist, we’d have to make him up just to have something to make fun of.


UPDATE: We simply can’t believe that we didn’t think of this one before today, particularly given our interest in WWII military history and love of making fun of Idiot Ogabe and the parallels to his predecessor, a certain Austrian lunatic with a toothbrush mustache:

Given that Ogabe’s reluctant departure from the links to sit around and watch others do what he would later steal all the credit for is, according to Choo-Choo Biden, the most brilliant, audacious plan in 500 years of military history (if not ALL of military history!!1!1!!! Why so modest, Choo-Choo?), does that mean that we can now begin to refer to Whiny Bitch McStolen Glory Ogabe as GröFaZ, or Größter Feldherr aller Zeiten in the original German (Greatest Commander of All Times)?

Who gives a shit? That is exactly what we’re going to do. Thanks, Choo-Choo!

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