Mittens ObamneyCare is currently trying to win the hearts and minds of Southerners in Mississippi and, as we all know, nothing is more likely to endear you to a Southerner than some obviously fake, condescending carpet-baggery:

In Mississippi, Romney did try out some Southern charm, telling his audience he was “an unofficial Southerner.”

“I am learning to say y’all and I like grits, and things,” he joked. “Strange things are happening to me.”

Aw bless his heart if that ain’t just darlin’! Lookithat: Silver Spoons has managed to pinpoint exactly what the South is all about. It’s all grits and y’all. Heck, I wonder why he didn’t throw in a few references to inbreeding, cowboys and kids eating paint chips as well. Maybe he’s just trying to ramp up his Southern authenticity gently so it doesn’t look all fake.

Still got tar, feathers and rails handy out there in Mississippi? You might need ’em. Show him something truly Southern.

Insufferable, arrogant, useless fucking twat.


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