At a campaign event in Coral Gables, Florida, President Obama says Republicans see rising gas prices as a “political opportunity” and they are “licking their chops.”

Obama didn’t stop there. “They greet bad news so enthusiastically,” he added.

“You pay more, they’re licking their chops.

They’re merely noting the ONE campaign promise you actually KEPT: “Under my plan, energy prices will necessary sky-rocket.” Yes, your cocksucking friends in the OgabeMedia still pretend that you never said that, but that doesn’t change the fact that you’re on the record about it and all it takes is a quick YouTube search to confirm it, you bloodsucking, tyrannical piece of rancid shit. Guess who gets hit first and hardest by rising energy prices, Mr. “man of the people?”

It’s a fucking miracle that your disgusting arse still has vital signs, but your luck WILL run out sooner or later and we won’t be pretending that we’re shocked and dismayed when the news hit the headlines.

You can bet that since it’s an election year, they’re already dusting off their three-point plan for $2 gas.

You mean like during the Horror Bush Years, the “Worst Economy Since Hoover?” Yeah, some of us would like to go through those “horrors” again rather than have to live in your “utopia.”

I’ll save you the suspense. Step one is to drill and step two is to drill and then step three is to keep drilling. We are at the same line in 2007 when I was running for president. We hear the same thing every year. We’ve heard the same thing for 30 years. Well, the American people aren’t stupid. They know that’s not a plan, especially since we’re already drilling,” he said.

Oh, we are? How’s the drilling going in the Gulf of Mexico since your “temporary” moratorium of several years ago that was rejected by the courts (after which the issue was left to die by the Party of Stupid, led by Fuckheads Boner and McCuntface.). 5 dollar deposit casino

So where’s the drilling again? At this point, somebody drilling a 7.62 hole through your neanderthal skull would be a good start.

Fuck you and the misery you’ve brought upon this nation, and fuck unto eternity anybody and their retarded offspring who ever voted for you. May their genes be cursed, may their entire family lines know nothing but horror, pain and misery and may they spend their entire miserable lives praying for death as a release from their worthlessness.


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