That the Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure treats Hanukkah as something he can celebrate whenever it is convenient to him (h/t LC Intellectual Conservative), because nothing says “honoring somebody else’s faith” better than deciding to do it, two weeks early, on the way out of the door for his 368th vacation in Hawaii (and that’s only since September of this year), OR this line:
So while it is not yet Hanukkah, let’s give thanks for our blessings, for being together to celebrate this wonderful holiday season. And we never need an excuse for a good party.
Obviously you don’t, seeing as how you and your morbidly obese First Wookie seem to be scarfing down on truffles, lobsters, Kobe beef, caviar and G-d only knows what else on a daily basis, but the millions of Americans that you and your liberal fascist party have put out of work surely could use an excuse for one as they face the holidays with a bare cupboard you thieving, Marxist, arrogant, narcissistic cunt of the very first water.
But their party is coming too, and when you and your hypocrite, nouveau riche trash tramp of a wife are sent packing we will ALL have a party that this nation will not soon forget.
Thatisall.
(Overheard at the Obama Hanukkah dinner party):
BARACK: Dear, could you pass me the tureen of truffles, please? I can’t seem to find it.
MOOCHELLE: BURRRRRP!
*CLANG!*
BARACK: Oh…