It’s been an instructive week, to be sure, as the heat has been turned up under Ear Leader SCOAMF’s corrupt, criminal buddies.
First we learned that Rod “Pay for Play” Blagojevich got a hefty 14 year sentence which, if you ask us, is about 56 years too little. Not that it matters. When SCOAMF is evicted from 1600 Penn next year, you can rest assured that Rod’s will be among the 245,632 last minute pardons he issues. Poor old Billy Jeff is going to look like a piker when Sir Golfsalot gets done emptying our federal prisons with his pardon pen.
We did enjoy, however, Judge Zagel’s response when whiny Blagojevich tried to get his sentence down to 3 and a half years by talking about how much he loves his children:
“I don’t doubt his devotion to children, but this is not … exceptional, in my own experience. I see case after case where good fathers are bad citizens. There is no question that the innocent children of felons suffer. This is tragic, but, as he admits, the fault of this lies with the defendant alone. Now, it is too late.
“If it is any consolation to his children, he does not stand convicted of being a bad father.”
That last line is priceless. If there is any justice in the world, heh, then it will be forever remembered.
Then we had, just today, the beginning of the grilling of AG (and accessory to at least 300 counts of murder) Holder who, in spite of his demands that The Daily Caller quit doing their jobs by reporting on his criminal conspiracy to murder innocent human beings, doesn’t appear to be winning any popularity contests any time soon.
Whether he’ll ever get his story straight about when and how much he knew is anybody’s guess, there are too many versions to count already, but we strongly recommend that when the time comes to throw criminal charges at him we wait until resident SCOAMF is safely back in the slums of Chicago or he, too, will be sure to be pardoned by the exiting wannabe dictator-for-life.
Actually, the only proper way to deal with Holder and his accomplices in his illegal, covert No Mexican Drug Cartel Left Unarmed™ program will be to extradite the whole sorry bunch of traitors, murderers and degenerates to Mexico and let them deal with them. Mexico has, after all, suffered more than anybody at the hands of him and his corrupt thugs and ought, by right, to have first dibs when it comes to prosecuting the swine.
We can always press charges against whatever remains of them when they return from decades of enjoying the hospitality of the Mexican correctional system.
And then, finally, we learn that another of the Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure’s bestest buddies, Corzine, got in the hot seat today as well for robbing $1.2 billion of other people’s money. His defense, predictably, is that he has no idea where all that money went and, we’re sure, how it ended up there. The bottom of the ocean? We don’t know, but a good start would be to tie a ball and chain around his neck and send him down to look for it.
It seems barely a day goes by without yet another story about SCOAMF’s friends and supporters committing serious crimes popping up to be thoroughly ignored by the OgabeMedia.
But that’s what we’re here for. Doing the job that no American journalists will do.