In which we explore the depths of retardation in which Meghan “Funbags” McCain wallows.

Not that she’s in any way relevant to anything, so don’t bother telling us, but simply because we enjoy making fun of McVain’s imbecilic spawn.

If His Imperial Majesty was to give the citizens of the Empire an assignment like this: “Express, simultaneously, levels of illiteracy and conceit on a truly mind-boggling scale in less than half a dozen words”, we’re sure that nobody could do better than poor pop-culturally relevant Meghsie-poo:

“I famously said a statement…”

Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding! We have a winner.

You can go read the rest of it if you don’t mind losing several IQ points in the process, or you can take our word for it when we tell you that it only gets worse after that.

We have, in the past, found ourself wondering if English was merely Meghsie’s second language. Now we realize that we may have been far too optimistic in our assessment. At this very moment, tribesmen of the Transvaal are exhibiting a greater proficiency in the English language than her and that’s without them even trying.

As to the dismemberment of her colossal cockup of a load of word vomit, we’ll leave it to Ace as he does a great job of it, albeit in a much more merciful fashion than we would have employed, but such are his gentle ways.

Just keep in mind: She’s actually being paid to exhibit illiteracy like that on a regular basis.

#OccupyElementarySchool, Meghsie, if you can pass the admissions test.


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Ruler of all I survey -- and then some.

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