We guess that if, Heaven forbid, Mittens “I can’t have illegals! I’m running for office, for Pete’s sake!” Romney gets the nomination, they’re going to have to allow him twice the time of Obam-bam in the debates so he’ll have time to present both of his views on everything:
It’ll be like having three presidential candidates, two of whom are Ogabe.
Somebody needs to make sure that Mittens’ Thorazine scrip is refilled.
And to those who think that the NSDWP won’t use this against Mittens if he’s the nominee because “they can’t, seeing as how Obumbles is even more of a flip-flopper”, we have only this to say:
Yeah. Because we all just know that the MFM, being fair and impartial and all, will conscientiously cover every single one of Golfsalot’s flip-flops as well.