Thanks to a tip from our sestrichka, Princess Natasha, we learn that there’ll be “hell to pay” from the pisslamic subhuman cretinoids if we don’t immediately stop celebrating Christmas:
Faithful Muslim leaders in Europe and their allies in United States begin a campaign to stop all of us from wishing each other “Merry Christmas”. According to their document just released, we should all go to hell for even putting up Christmas lights.
Making them sound an awful lot like our domestic liberals and the ACLU, but we’re sure that’s a complete coinkydink. We wouldn’t want to appear Visigothy and “unhelpful”, after all.
The pisslamists/ACLU/liberals get the vapors and go into full hysterics whenever Christmas is mentioned, asserting that it’s the End of the Republic if somebody is allowed to say “Merry Christmas” in a public place and, somehow, we’re the “phobics?”
But keep phlucking that chicken, you imbeciles, because if it has any effect at all, it’s to give us a sudden urge to decorate everything with Christmas lights, wear a Jesus tie and a Santa hat and begin every sentence we utter with a “Merry Christmas” in hopes that it will finally cause your intolerant, bigoted, simian skulls to implode with impotent fury.
Oh, and as to the pisslamic impotents’ threats of “hell to pay?”
We’re quaking in our boots. Really we are. Shivering with fear as we zero our scope one more time and make sure that every part of our scary assault rifle is carefully cleaned and lubed.
Pink mist makes the Baby Jesus smile, after all.