No different from the Tea Party at all!

Nkrumah Tinsley, 29, was busted after cops saw a video of him claiming he would torch the city during Thursday’s mass protest posted online, police said.

“On the 17th (of Nov.), we’re going to burn New York City to the f—ing ground,” an angry Tinsley told a crowd of demonstrators in the video posted on Tuesday.

“In a few days, you’re going to see what a Molotov coctail can do to Macy’s.”

Just a bit of harmless fun from those cheery, peaceful souls demonstrating what democracy looks like.

Curses… We got our prep sheets mixed up again. Those were actually the talking points from the OgabeMedia and White House.

The Occutards, enraged that they were cleared out of that wretched hive of scum and villainy referred to as Mos Eisley Zuccotti Park and could no longer shit in public, are currently planning “major action” in NYC tomorrow.

Oddly enough, we have heard of no such thing being planned in the Imperial Capital in spite of the Occutards proudly proclaiming that their planned action is going to be worldwide. Perhaps we could call it Public Defecation Day? But we digress. We’re not quite sure why the Occutards aren’t promising incendiary devices flying around willy-nilly here in the heart of the Empire, but we do regret their lack of intestinal fortitude as we could use the target practice.

Not to mention that we’d feel less remorse about perforating them than we do about putting holes in perfectly good paper.

At least paper is useful.

Oh well, can’t have everything, we suppose.


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By Emperor Misha I

Ruler of all I survey -- and then some.

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