Though accidentally, we’re sure (h/t LC Sir Intellectual Conservative).
LAS VEGAS – A group of several dozen “Occupy Las Vegas” protesters camping on Clark County land located under the final approach to Runway 19 at McCarran International Airport today narrowly missed being injured when a 50 lb. slab of “blue ice” reportedly landed within feet of their tents.
According to witnesses, the slab fell to earth seconds after Air Force One passed overhead while landing.
“For me to POOP on!”, Ogabe is told to have shouted as the plane passed.
Clark County Director of Aviation Randall Walker was immediately notified and dispatched airport personnel to the campsite, but witnesses report that the blue ice had melted by the time officials arrived leaving only a smelly brown residue.
His investigation was further impeded by the throng of equally smelly worshipers gathered around the site, chanting “O lord Ogabe, we are not worthy of your generous gift”.
Walker told INSIDE VEGAS that he is personally investigating the incident, and will communicate his findings to the President’s staff.
You’ll have to get the MFM to spit it out first, Mr. Walker, or it won’t be able to hear your findings.