Sheila Jackson Lee (D-certifiably insane), right after telling right wing bloggers like ourself – although we do prefer it when they add “death beast” to the end – to “shut up”, now digs deeper and tries to work the Obama is Jesus angle even harder.

“Well, I will say this. First of all, you’re absolutely right. There were those who cheered when Jesus was crucified, and we have found that despicable from the beginning of history to this time.”

Yeah. Ogabe is just like Jesus, being crucified by, we presume, right wing bloggers. Hand us another bag of nails, will ya?

Really. You know, His Imperial Majesty would caution those liberal retards about G-d’s warnings regarding taking His name in vain. He would, if he didn’t relish so much the thought of being around to watch when our L-rd finally has enough of their shite.

And what is it with those Jesus and G-d analogies from the loony left that we’ve been hearing since SCOAMF first crawled out of his double-wide to run for office? Have liberals finally found something about religion that they don’t hate with a passion that, we’re sure, would make Shaitan hisself blush?

Slight hint to liberals that we dearly hope that they’ll ignore because watching their cataclysmic demise is oh so delicious: These constant comparisons of your anointed SCOAMF to G-d? Us Christians, we don’t like them much. We’re kind of stuck on this whole “don’t take My Name in vain” thing, and when you use His most holy Name to glorify your stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable affirmative action ghetto trash failure… Now that’s really cranking up the volume of the “taking in vain” stereo to eleventy.

Just saying, is all. Also, we still make up more than 4/5ths of the voters in this nation.

But do go on. We’ve only read about the seven plagues of Egypt, Sodom and Gomorrah, the Great Flood and all that fun stuff, and we can’t help but think that it would be rather nifty to watch it, in living color, raining down upon your heathen, godless noggins.

At the rate you’re going, SCOAMF really is going to have a remarkably life-like statue of his own inglorious self for all of humanity to gaze upon.

It’s just that it’ll more likely be made of salt than marble.


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By Emperor Misha I

Ruler of all I survey -- and then some.

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