It must be this “smart diplomacy” we keep hearing about. You know, traveling the world apologizing for the “eeeeevil” that is America, groveling, bowing and licking the shoes of every single one of our enemies, spitting our traditional allies in the face every chance he gets, you name it.

Ogabe sure brought some “change.”

We just learned that it apparently wasn’t enough for the ChiCom murderers to have Ogabe suck their cocks in full public view by hosting a lavish dinner party for the sadist tyranny also known for keeping the latest Nobel Peace Prize winner (who, unlike princess Ogabe, actually earned it) in prison. Once they’d gotten their happy ending and he’d dutifully swallowed His Masters’ Jizz, they pulled their dicks out and slapped him in the face with them.

Lang Lang the pianist says he chose it. Chairman Hu Jintao recognized it as soon as he heard it. Patriotic Chinese Internet users were delighted as soon as they saw the videos online. Early morning TV viewers in China knew it would be played an hour or two beforehand. At the White House State dinner on Jan. 19, about six minutes into his set, Lang Lang began tapping out a famous anti-American propaganda melody from the Korean War: the theme song to the movie “Battle on Shangganling Mountain.”

The film depicts a group of “People’s Volunteer Army” soldiers who are first hemmed in at Shanganling (or Triangle Hill) and then, when reinforcements arrive, take up their rifles and counterattack the U.S. military “jackals.”

Hey, that’s Change™!

No longer do we need to tune into Radio Beijing to listen to anti-American, communist propaganda, we can just watch our own “president”‘s dinner parties!

At least it might serve as a distraction from the sickening display of the “leader” of the free world on his knee-pads, wiping commie spooge off the corners of his mouth as our enemies pass by him, single file, to be serviced.

Now we know why Jugears ears are so, well, Jugear-shaped! They’re not ears, they’re hand grips!

Heckuva job, Barry!


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By Emperor Misha I

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