Not to tread on any of His Imperial Vileness’ excellent posts below (which after a brief perusal have wetted my reading appetite for a more lucid time), but I just had to share this.

What is the definition of an eternal optimist?

A 78 year old widow going to her 60th high school reunion with a….

bikini wax.

God bless you Mrs. X, more power to you.

With that I declare an open thread. Why?

Because I can. 🙂

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By LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.

Former USMC infantryman, proud father of a current USMC infantryman and two Princesses who know what that means. Currently an NRA law enforcement firearms instructor, radar instructor, CPR instructor, a few others but you get the point. Catholic, conservative, heterosexual, gun owner, anything I can do to piss off liberals.

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