Not to tread on any of His Imperial Vileness’ excellent posts below (which after a brief perusal have wetted my reading appetite for a more lucid time), but I just had to share this.
What is the definition of an eternal optimist?
A 78 year old widow going to her 60th high school reunion with a….
God bless you Mrs. X, more power to you.
With that I declare an open thread. Why?
Because I can. 🙂