“If you love me, you’ve got to help me pass this bill!”

Seriously? SERIOUSLY???

At first His Imperial Majesty was convinced that somebody had creatively edited the above video because, surely, no matter how much we all already know that SCOAMFOTUS is a malignant narcissist of the first, tepid water, surely he wouldn’t???

We had a girlfriend once — we’re sure that we’ve all at some point had a girlfriend like that — who used to do that shit all the time. “If you really loved me, you’d [insert ridiculous and totally unrelated to actual love demand here].

But at least she had the excuse that she was an inexperienced teenager who hadn’t yet figured out how to make a persuasive argument or, for that matter, anything resembling an intelligent argument at all. We’re sure she learned later on in life as she, unlike SCOAMFOTUS, grew the fuck up!

We don’t know, for the simple reason that the relationship didn’t last, which was probably better for the both of us.

It’s long overdue for our nation to dump that mewling, pitiful, menstruating emo twat SCOAMF too.


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By Emperor Misha I

Ruler of all I survey -- and then some.

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