That is, if you’re interested. It appears that there’s been another layoff among the leadership of Whack-a-Mole Inc, pisslamic Division.

Al-Qaida’s second-in-command, Atiyah Abd al-Rahman,

Known to his friends, both of them, as “Noodles.”

has been killed in Pakistan, delivering another big blow to a terrorist group that the U.S. believes to be on the verge of defeat, U.S. officials said Saturday.
The Libyan national had been the network’s operational leader before rising to al-Qaida’s No. 2 spot after the U.S. killed al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden during a raid on his Pakistan compound in May.

Field promotions suck, we tell you.

Bin Laden’s longtime deputy, Ayman al-Zawahiri, is running the group but is considered a divisive figure who lacks the founder’s charisma and ability to galvanize al-Qaida’s disparate franchises.

He also seems to lack executive skills in “employee retention.”

“Zawahiri needed Atiyah’s experience and connections to help manage al-Qaida,” the official said.

Maybe try a Ouija Board?

Well done, troops! Keep it up!


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