Except it didn’t, unfortunately.
Upon hearing the news of the earthquake up near DC we immediately had two thoughts. “We pray that no actual human beings were harmed as a result and may G-d help those who were” and “pity that Congress wasn’t in session and it wasn’t a giant hole opening in the ground under them and sucking them straight into Hell where they belong.”
In that order.
Unfortunately, it wasn’t their satanic master calling them home, so all we’re left with is extending our prayers to those who suffered injury as a result of the quake.
Which is important enough.
It just means that there was no silver lining, ‘s all.