The Race Card, that is (h/t LC Gladiator):
Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Texas) used the race card this afternoon to assess blame in the debt ceiling fight. Jackson Lee, a black Congresswoman, believes the disagreement over raising the debt ceiling is because of President Obama’s race.
Of course, keep in mind that the commie cuntmuffin isn’t exactly overburdened with book learnin’, so anything that Sheila Jackson “North and South Vietnam” Lee believes is usually wholly irrelevant to anybody with an IQ above his waist size, but still… Really?
“I am particularly sensitive to the fact that only this president, only this president, only this one has received the kind attacks and disagreements and inability to work. Only this one,” Jackson Lee said on the House floor this afternoon.
“Read between the lines.”
We did. You see, this president, only this president, only this one has managed to outspend every single previous president combined and this president, only this president, only this one has also managed to completely and utterly disregard not only the people in general, but also his own voters, not to mention his own party and his own advisors. In other words this president, only this president, only this one has governed the United States like it was his personal medieval fiefdom, so there might be a reason that only this president, only this president, only this one has been met with an opposition that, quite frankly, hasn’t been all that impressive to begin with.
“What is different about this president that should put him in a position that he should not receive the same kind of respectful treatment
That he’s shown absolutely no respect to anybody else in his entire, infamous career? Respect is earned, you Muff-divin’ Marxist Moron, not given.
Besides, he could have been the whitiest, waspiest, old-moneyest stick in the mud to ever leave Haaa-vahd and we’d still disrespect and despise his guts with the fury of a thousand suns.
of when it is necessary to raise the debt limit in order to pay our bills, something required by both statute and the 14th amendment?”
Remember what we said about book learnin’ earlier?
Listen, you knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, cretinous mount of lard, IF raising the debt limit WERE “required” by “statute and the 14th Amendment”, then we wouldn’t be having this increasingly farcical altercation (thanks to the spineless, self-serving maneuvers of the McCocklesses in the GOP) in the first place, now would we?
Having a months-long argument in order to scrape the votes together for a limit increase, it being allegedly “required” by statute and the Constitution, would be just a wee bit daft, now wouldn’t it, you Inexcusably Imbecilic Insult to G-d’s Grand Design™?
Indeed, it would be Catatonically Cluefucked to even have a debt limit if that were the case, seeing as how it, according to Sheila Jackarse Lee’s interpretation of a document that she wouldn’t even be able to read, it being offendingly devoid of illustrations, would automagically go up every time the bills came due and the old limit had been ma(r)xed out.
It would be no limit at all.
Sweet Merciful G-d, why do You do this to me? Why must I share this vale of tears with barely sentient, mutated crab lice like Sheila? If the existence of the likes of her is the True Test of Faith for the rest of us, then it’s remarkable indeed that there are any left with faith at all. Yet, since there are, we suppose that is testament to the strength of the One True Faith. Hmmm… We think we got it now. Thanks for making that clear.