Late on this one, but it has us chuckling merrily which, given the latest economic numbers, is something we need quite a bit.
Sarah Palin and her advisers are refusing to tell members of the media where she is going on her current bus tour – and the former Alaska governor seems to be enjoying the cat and mouse game that’s resulted.
Not half as much as we are, unless she, too, is curled up on the floor in cramps of laughter, gasping “please, please, no more, my ribs are splitting!”
What could possibly be more enjoyable than watching the same Ogabe-Cockgobbling mediots who keep crying out that Palin is an “unserious candidate”, “not really a threat”, “as a matter of fact not important at all“, “a mere sideshow”, “a stupid snowbilly” etc., tripping over their own dicks, spreading out across the landscape with “Palin-spotters” everywhere in a frantic attempt at guessing where she’ll show up next?
We never thought that the endless “OJ Coverage” with choppers following his SUV everywhere would be topped in sheer mindless medidiocy, but we were wrong.
Yet the reemergence of the GOP’s larger-than-life 2008 vice presidential candidate – who says she is strongly considering a run for president – is undeniably news. Which is why more than a dozen national news outlets have sent reporters and producers out to try and follow Palin.
“They seek her here, they seek her there, those mediots seek her everywhere. Is she in Heaven or is she in Hell? That damned elusive Palin-pimpernel.”
Since Palin and her team won’t share where the potential candidate is headed, reporters and producers have little choice but to simply stay close to Palin’s bus.
Other than staying home, that is, but that’s clearly not an option for the OgabeMedia who have allowed Palin to move into their heads on a permanent basis. Their manic obsession has clearly descended into clinical psychosis by now and it’s funny as all get out to watch.
The reason we know that Sarah is enjoying watching the psychotic mediots beclowning themselves is that she, had she had any interest in stopping the show whatsoever, would have more than enough legal grounds to slap them all down with a restraining order.
This has resulted in scenes of the Palin bus tooling down the highway followed by a caravan of 10 or 15 vehicles all trying to make sure they don’t lose sight of the Palin bus.
But no, they’re not concerned about her as a candidate at all, nosirree. And we thought it was hilarious back in 2008 when they’d routinely dispatch legions of journaljizzmer bottom-feeders to go through every garbage bin in Wasilla in hopes of finding a “scoop.” Boy were we ever wrong.
It adds up to a dangerous situation, says CBS News Producer Ryan Corsaro.
“I just hope to God that one of these young producers with a camera whose bosses are making them follow Sarah Palin as a potential Republican candidate don’t get in a car crash, because this is dangerous,” he said.
We shall graciously refrain from elaborating on our hopes in that respect. Nothing would make us laugh quite as loud as a live Make Believe OgabeMedia pile-up with body parts and steno pads strewn everywhere. Oops, we guess we did it anyway. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Corsaro asked a member of Palin’s team if he thought it was dangerous to have reporters forced to chase her from stop to stop. “You’re the ones that are trailing us,” he replied.
Curse her for using simple logic! They’re not “forced” to do anything as they are, presumably, all there of their own volition. OK, we’ll grant it: they’re mainly there because of their sick, deranged, psycho-pathological obsession with all things Palin but, short of the insanity defense, that does not absolve them from personal responsibility for their actions.
“It feels like she’s baiting us and treating us like paparazzi and make the ‘lamestream media’ appear that way,” said Corsaro.
Gee ya think? What was your first clue, Sherlock? And would you kindly quit insulting paparazzi that way? There’s a good chap. Wait! Why the fuck are you rushing toward the feed bowl all of a sudden? Did somebody ring the Palin Bell again???