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Ooh, I can see where this is heading, and I’m liking it, a lot!

The PIG FAT is mixed with our blended, hi-grade WEAPONS OIL designed for use in ALL FIREARMS. The oil is applied to the inside of the barrel of any firearm or weapons
system. When fired, BULLETS are coated with SILVER BULLET GUN OIL containing the PIG FAT.
The PIG FAT is transferred to anything the BULLETS STRIKE.

Bwuhahahahahahahaha!!!! Take that you goat fellating murdering pieces of camel shit!

Well, thanks to some linky love from LC Sir Christopher, it appears that maybe some certain members of Seal Team Six may have been customers of Silver Bullet Gun Oil.

Was Osama bin Laden shot with a bullet soaked in pork fat, denying him a place in paradise?

The heart chortles at the possibility. Teeheee, and other squeals of girlish glee.

Yes, if one rather shady website, that peddles gun oil containing liquefied pig fat, is to be believed.

Shady? I guess because they don’t kowtow to CAIR and the PC surrender monkeys in DC and the Pentagon, the ever so prim and proper buggers at Daily Mail Online feel that Silver Bullet Gun Oil is “shady”. Sounds like a badge of honor to me.Oh excuse me, “honour” for the wankers across the pond.

A promotional YouTube video for the oil shows a picture of Bin Laden and the claim: ‘Killed with a weapon using Silver Bullet Gun Oil’.

‘Midnite Rider’ also known as ‘Warrior of YAHWEH,’ claims to be a former Marine scout sniper on the site.

Pictures of the ‘production line’ show a masked men (That should read either “show masked men” or “show a masked man” you illiterate bloody pillocks. Stop cocking-up before I sic our Grammar Czar on y’all. – crunch) wearing regulation Marine camouflage uniform, that is officially off-limits for civilians.

Not exactly you douchetastic prats. Not quite sure what that has to do with the point of the story, unless the point of the story is an attempt to impugn Silver Bullet Gun Oil and Midnight Rider. Nah, that couldn’t be, they’re journalists after all. And British journalists at that!
A spokesman for the U.S. Army’s weapons-procurement command told the Southern Pverty (Ya forgot the “o” there you plonker – crunch) Law Center’s Hatewatch – a not-for-profit that monitors the evolving problem of online bigotry –
Yup, there’s a totally impartial source for ya. Nope, no agenda here folks, move along please. But first, please explain to me what in the name of Samuel Colt’s right testicle does the SPLC have to do with whether or not a goat fellating mass murdering piece of camel shit was killed with a weapon that used Silver Bullet? And why the ever livin’ fuckity fuck is anyone in the U.S. Army speaking to those lefty cuntflaps about anything, let alone this.
that he was unfamiliar with Silver Bullet, ‘though he conceded that a soldier or marine (That’s Marine, capital M to you, you mangy chav. – crunch) could theoretically purchase the oil on his or her own and use it on the battlefield.’

No shit Einstein. And I sincerely hope that they did, and that every Jihad Joe and Jane knows that they do. We all know that their moon worshiping pedophile prophet fed them a line of shit about pork and their 72 raisins, but they don’t. And if they believe that they might get whacked by 62 grains of diplomacy coated in the stuff, it might make ’em think twice.  Hell, the mere threat of it worked for Blackjack Pershing in the Philippines against the Moros. And the rumor that the British Army lubed it’s musket balls with pig fat caused the Sepoy Mutiny. Use their beliefs against them. It’s called PsyOps. Look it up.

If you want to see some fine examples of British dhimmitude though, read some of the comments at the Daily Mail. Quite a few are worried about enraging the perpetually enraged hirabi. By that line of thinking I guess it was a good thing we didn’t release the death photos of Bin Laden after all. It would really piss the haji’s off to see Porky’s corkscrew cock in Osama’s mouth as he was slid into the Arabian Sea down a garbage chute greased with Spam. 🙂

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By LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.

Former USMC infantryman, proud father of a current USMC infantryman and two Princesses who know what that means. Currently an NRA law enforcement firearms instructor, radar instructor, CPR instructor, a few others but you get the point. Catholic, conservative, heterosexual, gun owner, anything I can do to piss off liberals.

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