“Whatever They Say, They’re Lying, We Tells You!”

We laughed and laughed and laughed.

Fetid Vapors’ John Sexton is still hunting Russians under his futon, assisting the National Socialist Democrat agitprop distraction campaign 24/7.

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi is among those sounding that alarm, echoing security experts

Unnamed, unknown, unsubstantiated “experts”, mind you, which translates to “something we just made up out of thin air.”

who say Russian security services have been known to doctor documents and images or bury fictitious, damaging details amid genuine information. For hackers to resort to such tactics would be highly unusual, but security specialists say it’s a realistic extension of Moscow’s robust information warfare efforts.

And who wouldn’t believe that fount of veracity, Nancy Stretch Pelousy when she pre-emptively starts shrieking that “whatever those darned Russkies say about me next, they’re lying, LYING!” It’s not like she has a motive or anything. Other than her life-long dedication to truth and honesty, of course.

We can’t help but wonder what it is that the National Socialist Democrats must have done to piss off those nefarious, vindictive, eeeeeevuhl Russians so much, but it clearly must have been something major.

Or maybe they’re just making the whole thing up.

Nah, that couldn’t be.

Thatisall.