We’re sure you’ve already heard about this one, but we had to mention it anyway because, seriously…

Democrat presidential nominee Hillary Clinton held a campaign rally on Monday in Kissimmee, Florida, a town just 30 minutes south of Orlando, Florida. She spoke to the crowd about the victims of the massacre at the Pulse nightclub.

“I know how many people, families, loved ones, and friends are still grieving, and we will be with you as you rebuild your lives,” she said.

That’s all very sweet. And, of course, we may never know the true motivation behind this “allahu akbar” screaming, ISIS-loving animal’s mass murder of gays at a nightclub, although it almost certainly has something to do with the patriarchy and Christianity. Also, conservatism. Certainly nothing to do with pisslam.

But that’s not the real story here. It’s this:

"Itsa me, Mario!!"
“Itsa me, Mario!!”

Actually, it’s not Mario. It’s the mass murdering swine’s paternal gene donor.

Nice to know where his loyalties lie, unsurprising as it is.

And of course the Hildebeest Campaign had nothing to say about it when asked if they knew, which is perfectly fair. It’s not like those seats right behind a presidential candidate in the middle of every camera shot are in any way high value, nor would the butts sitting in them be in the slightest vetted prior to their arrival. So they most likely knew nuffink, we tells you, nuffink!

Not that it’s all that important. The other day, Trump ate a live baby in front of a crowd of heiling lizards in SS uniforms. Didn’t you hear? It’s all over the news.


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