So what wins out in ‘Merica, greed or orthodox Pisslam?
The challenge goes like this, smear some currency with bacon fat and offer it as tender at a Mooselimb business.
I say that Muslims in America will take the bill. A FB friend of mine who is studying the Arabic language, and consequently learning more than she cared to know about the Religion of Piss, recently posited that there are very few practicing Muslims in America. There are however quite a few people practicing Arabic traditions and customs and calling themselves Muslim, to which I have to agree. As an example I recently saw two Muslim women walking through the mall. They were wearing the hijab, but were not accompanied by any males. And the hijab itself is another case in point. A few high profile cases have made the news recently where so called Muslim women were suing state DMV’s because they weren’t allowed to wear their hijabs, or in one case a burqua, in their driver’s license photo. They claimed that their faith demanded that they wear the hijab and that being good Muslims they couldn’t disobey the Koran *spit*. I’m not sure if irony exists in Islam or not, perhaps it was banned too, but it was definitely lost on those opportunists.
So what do y’all think, would they take the money?