OK, just one more thing since this has to be the funniest thing we’ve read all week. Or month. Or… Hell, we don’t know.
An American pastor from Indiana, who leads a church that preaches same-sex marriage is “sinful”,
Not sure where the sarcastic quotation marks come from, since there is absolutely nothing controversial or debatable about a Christian stating that homosexuality is sinful. It’s in the book, whether you like it or not. And if you don’t like it, nobody’s forcing you to go to church. So far, so good. But this is where things start going downhill.
…has been arrested after he allegedly grabbed and squeezed a man’s genitals before requesting oral sex.
Erm… You know that you’re not supposed to do that, right? Especially when you’re a pastor preaching against that very thing you’re practicing.
You think that’s funny? Just wait. What’s his name, you ask? We’re so glad you did:
Gaylard Williams, 59, who leads the Praise Cathedral Church of God in Seymour, southern Indiana, was arrested and charged with battery and appeared in court last week, WLKY reports.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Seriously, we swear, we can’t even…
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Snort!*
This has to be bogus, but we don’t care. Some things are simply too good to check.
Merry Christmas, y’all!
Thatisall.