Filed as “most unsurprising headline of the year.”

“I just heard about this,” Obama said at a new conference, after wrapping up two days of meetings with world leaders here at the G-20 Summit. “The fact that some adviser who never worked on our staff expressed his opinion that I completely disagree with — it is no reflection on the actual process that was run.”

Oh, and by the way, Obola the senile demented also “has no idea who this Gruber guy is anyways”, of course. We can’t wait for him to let us all know how he himself is the angriest man of all in all of the land about this whole thing.

Just to make his usual trifecta of lies when he’s caught with his pants around his knees complete.

And the press will lap it up while the RINO Party sits by whistling and pretending not to have seen or heard a thing or, if pressed really hard, let’s us all know that they’d really like to do something and they promise that they will. After the next election, also known as The Glorious Election of Next Tuesday™, because right now “they just don’t have the power” and it’s just “fundamentally unserious” to suggest otherwise.

“Power of the purse? What power of the purse? Filibuster? What filibuster? Lalalalalala, we can’t hear you!

Now remember to vote for us again next time, because then we’ll do something, and you’re a traitor if you don’t.”

Please prove us wrong this time. We would so very, very dearly love to be wrong about the RINO Party’s deceit, cowardice and collaboration with our nation’s enemies just once in our lifetime.

Just ONCE!


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By Emperor Misha I

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