So a nurse from Doctors Without Common Sense comes back from the pestilent Ebola center of the planet, gets put in quarantine and, you knew it, goes on an industrial grade whine rant about how horribly inhumane it is…

I am a nurse who has just returned to the U.S. after working with Doctors Without Borders in Sierra Leone – an Ebola-affected country. I have been quarantined in New Jersey. This is not a situation I would wish on anyone, and I am scared for those who will follow me.
I am scared about how health care workers will be treated at airports when they declare that they have been fighting Ebola in West Africa. I am scared that, like me, they will arrive and see a frenzy of disorganization, fear and, most frightening, quarantine.

Not near as frightening, we’d say, as dying while bleeding from arse, eyes and ear holes after a trip to the same bowling alley as another Doctor Without Inhibitions who just couldn’t bear another night without spreading germs everywhere.

But we’re probably being unreasonable here. After all, what can be more important than somebody’s feeeeeeeeeewings???

Just shut the fuck up and watch some Netflix, why don’t you?


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By Emperor Misha I

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