The headline has been MSM’ified for your reading pleasure. The truth is somewhat — different…

The St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported that people claiming to be relatives of the victim identified him as 18-year-old Vonderrit Myers, Jr. The teenager’s mother, Syreeta Myers, told The Associated Press by phone Thursday that her son was holding a sandwich when the officer killed him Wednesday night.

You see, the poor choir boy, barely out of middle school, was walking quietly home from his daily routine of choir practice and helping little old ladies across the road, peacefully munching on a cucumber sandwich, when all of this happened.

The military-style, assault sandwich with 30 shot automatic clip-mags then discharged three shots at the officer who, for no reason at all, returned fire and brutally executed the innocent lambkin.

But that’s just raycisss talk, dontchaknow?


UPDATE: Another truth speaker chimes in (h/t LC Rurik):

A local politician, Senator Nasheed, says the police walked up to Vonderrit while he was kneeling down in prayer and shot him in the back of the head.

It doesn’t say anything about the automatic assault sandwich, however. The racist autopsy which clearly cannot be trusted states that

An autopsy has shown that Vonderrit Myers Jr. was shot from five to seven times during a fatal encounter with an off-duty police officer Wednesday, police sources said.

Sen. Jamilah Nasheed suggested at a press conference earlier today that the teen had been shot in the back of the head, but medical examiners did not find any gunshots to the back of Myers’ head, police sources said.

Clearly those were the new Racist Stealth Bullets that hide their entry points!

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