ATLANTA — Federal officials said Wednesday that they would begin temperature screenings of passengers arriving from West Africa at five American airports, beginning with Kennedy International in New York as early as this weekend, as the United States races to respond to a deadly Ebola outbreak.
Of course not, silly. We’re not talking about stopping more Typhoid Thomases. They’re a government agency. They’re as likely to accomplish anything related to their mission as His Imperial Majesty is likely to sit through an entire episode of The View without shooting his TV.
But at least it might keep them occupied with something other than fingering your children or molesting your grandma.
So… Not bad…