Via Jim Treacher:

(WMC) – A young girl, who claims she was standing up for her religious beliefs in the classroom, was suspended after breaking a class rule of saying “bless you” after a classmate sneezed.

When Dyer County High School senior Kendra Turner said bless you to her classmate, she says her teacher told her that was for church.

“She said that we’re not going to have godly speaking in her class and that’s when I said we have a constitutional right,” said Turner.

It would certainly be very much out of the ordinary to hear anything godly being uttered in the classrooms of our fantastic public “school” system, but that hardly makes for a compelling argument in favor of forbidding the use of a common expression expressing a polite concern for one’s fellow human being’s health. Unless you’re a cupid stunt fry cook reject publik skool “teacher”, apparently.

Students sent WMC Action News 5’s Michael Clark a photo of the teacher’s white board that lists ‘bless you’ and other expressions that are banned as part of class rules.

Horrible, evil words never to be uttered
Horrible, evil words never to be uttered

Hmmm… So, going by that list, it would have been perfectly fine for young Miss Kendra to reply “shut your twat, you malodorous cunt” to her “teacher”, as none of those words appear on her doubleplusungood hate crime badthink list? No matter, that’s exactly what she should have replied.

Turner’s parents say the school leaders claim the outburst was a classroom distraction and that she shouted “bless you” across the room.

Sure she did, because Prozi “teachers” would never ever lie when caught with their jackboots on the throat of one of their charges, would they? Besides, we all know that it’s common practice to shout, as loudly as you possibly can, “bless you” across a room when somebody sneezes. What? That’s not what they taught you to do?

Turner’s family met with school leaders Tuesday. They say the teacher claimed Turner was being disruptive and aggressive.

Maybe even cisgendered heteronormatively microaggressive? Oh my STARS! And believe you us, if our kid had been suspended for politely wishing a fellow student well after a sneeze, his teachers would come to know the definition of “aggression” very well indeed!

Some classmates showed support Tuesday by wearing hand made bless you shirts.

And good for them! In a perfect world, they’d have strangled those fascist “teachers” with their shirts.

Turner said she doesn’t want trouble for her teacher but says she’ll stand up for her faith.

“It’s alright to defend God and it’s our constitutional right because we have a freedom of religion and freedom of speech,” said Turner.

We used to have that, until the low information voters started voting fascists into office, Kendra, but if we’re going to get it back, we might as well get started, so good on you!

And we find it very sweet and noble of you to not want trouble for your teacher, but we’re going to have to disagree there. We want trouble for her and every fascist like her in our great country. Lots and lots and lots of trouble until there are none of them left to trouble anymore.


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