…and the Dept of the New Ummah under Caliph al-Obama immediately cry like whipped little girls that their Botox-faced coward and traitor got dissed (as we said, a day of much hilarity).

The Obama administration pushed back strongly Monday at a torrent of Israeli criticism over Secretary of State John Kerry’s latest bid to secure a cease-fire with Hamas, accusing some in Israel of launching a “misinformation campaign” against the top American diplomat.

And when your “top diplomat” is John “I got an owie from a splinter, so can I go home early from the war now so I can betray the ones who have to stay by slandering them as murderers and rapists now?” Kerry, then you’re in a truly sorry state as a nation. We mean, seriously, fuckface? Did you think that you could just show up for the war with a note from your mommy stating that you had your period, so could you please be excused from this whole physical aspect of being a soldier and sent home early? Oh, and P.S.: Could you please keep the pretty uniform and the shiny medals that you’d recommended yourself for?

But we digress…

The Israeli criticism was largely directed at the whole “proposal” mentioning not one single solitary demand from Ham-ass to be discussed at the “peace talks”, but DID mention a whole butcher’s list of demands from Israel, such as unilaterally opening her borders to murderous paleosimian terrorists, letting them keep their tunnels, paying for a seaport of their own on the Mediterranean etc. etc. etc. And who said crime doesn’t pay?

“It’s simply not the way partners and allies treat each other,” State Department spokeswoman Jen Psaki said.

Clearly, you're supposed to use cardboard and hashtags. That's what all the Kool Kidz do!
Clearly, you’re supposed to use cardboard and hashtags. That’s what all the Kool Kidz do!

And you’re right, Jen, you blathering buttskate. That’s not the way partners and allies treat each other. Perhaps you ought to think about that the next time before you deprive a poor American village of its idiot by sending him to the Middle East.

Kerry himself, in a speech to the Center for American Progress, noted the criticism but did not give ground.

“Make no mistake, when the people of Israel are rushing to bomb shelters, when innocent Israeli and Palestinian teenagers are abducted and murdered,

Oh do tell, Lurch. What about those paleswinian teenagers who were abducted and murdered. Do tell, fuckface, we’re ALL ears.

The coordinated pushback in Washington came amid growing U.S. frustration with Israel as Palestinian civilian casualties mount amid a sustained Israeli air and ground war in the Gaza Strip.

There’s no “U.S. frustration” at all. There’s a great deal of it in the White House, though, where it’s been reported that an inconsolable Caliph Harun al-Obama has locked himself in the bathroom and refuses to come out until he gets his binky back.

While the Obama administration maintains that it supports Israel’s right to defend itself against Hamas,

As long as nobody but Israelis get hurt, of course.

officials are increasingly worried about the civilian casualties in Gaza.

It would help greatly if Caliph al-Obama’s little friends in Ham-ass would quit hiding behind said civilians.

But you’ll hear none of that in the U.S. “media”, who are all too busy servicing the genitals of their lord and master in the White House.


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