OK, Yes, But Do We Have to Take Him Back?
Random thought for the day. Chief Ogabe Dong Slurper John Roberts hightailed it out of town after his creative bit of declaring something simultaneously "A" and "NOT A" to go…
Articles of Secession, Anno 2012?
Miles of column inches have been spent on discussing Roberts' abortion of a legislating from the bench ruling, but not a whole lot of hay has been made out of…
Happy Fourth of July!
You might ask "what's there to be happy about?" considering the direction the nation is going in, and I'll tell you "we're still here." Oh sure, we've taken quite a…
I bid you stand, and remember.
They say this land makes for hardy souls. Harsh and unrelenting, freezing rains and floods, fires and storms, wonders beyond description, and terrors to chill the soul. This land breeds…
Oh, And While We’re On the Subject of Stuff that Has Nothing to do With Politics
Because, frankly, we're getting sick of it. Not that it isn't important, it's vitally important, but we all need a break from time to time. We know we do. Just…
Things that Really Annoy His Majesty, for Some Reason
Which we feel a compelling need to bother you with because well, we are the Emperor, and you're undoubtedly dying to know. First off: Could we all please get over…
Smaller is Better
And, in today's cheerful news, the NEA is yet another union suddenly discovering that their members just aren't that into them anymore. The National Education Association (NEA) has lost more…
Great Moments in Nationalized ObamaTaxCare
In which we, once again, provide the masses with a success story about the wonders of socialist healthcare that will be widely ignored, just like every single other time we…
Dog Bites Man, Film at Eleven
In the category of "News that, in a word, aren't", we learn that Anderson Cooper has come out of the closet. Presumably because he doesn't want to be the last…
Oh Ferchrissakes STOP It, You Pathetic Doormats!
We thought, thought we'd said everything that we needed to say about Barack John Roberts' hackery and the ObamaTax decision, and we would have been happy with that, but the…
How to Win Friends and Influence People
It has been a recurring theme throughout the Douchebag-in-Chief's reign of error that he really, really likes to pick fights with people way over his weight class, presumably to make…