Mars Rover Curiosity Lands Safely on Mars
Big kudos to the team behind this mission. With so many things that could go wrong, the entry and landing appears to have gone without a hitch and Curiosity is…
Uncanny Valley Open Thread
Our pardons if you've seen this before, but this just freaked us the fuck out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLiX5d3rC6o Why is this so damn freaky, you say? Because "Emily" is a CGI animation,…
For Your Tuesday Afternoon Amusement
We think that this is an old skit from the Fox News "Half Hour News Hour", there's a little logo in the beginning and all, but we're not quite sure.…
Saturday Night Awesome Open Thread
His Imperial Majesty doesn't normally have much use for a capella, but this guy is just... amazing, that's what: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG9-Ijbk3_8
For Our Imperial Squids and Swabbies
With our love and gratitude (h/t CDR M): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LtAcFmSZ9M (You definitely want to run this one full screen in HD) Thatisall.
Happy Fourth of July!
You might ask "what's there to be happy about?" considering the direction the nation is going in, and I'll tell you "we're still here." Oh sure, we've taken quite a…
Happy Father’s Day!
Yay us! And all of the other fathers in the Empire, of course. Now's the time to sit back and enjoy the fruits of your, ahem, labor. Such as watching…
Choom Ba Ya Open Thread
With a tip of the Oppressive Imperialist Crown to Comrade Red Square who created this: Don't let a single whiff of the goodness of Choom go to waste, comrades! Thatisall.
Sleepy Saturday Open Thread
Not feeling up to anything these days, really, but the very least I can do is to throw up an Open Thread for all of the stuff YOU might want…
Quote of the Day Open Thread
Quote provided by our very own L.C. Mope: Just remember, RINO’s are not your friends. They are tools. And as such should be used appropriately. Impossible to do better than…
Software Anger Open Thread
Because we haven't had an O.T. in a while. Also because I fucking, bloody well HATE Flash! You see, I made the dumb, dumb, dumb mistake of actually installing the…
Late Saturday Night Musings and Open Thread
Just had to chuckle when I read this line in Karl from Patterico's latest "this whole NotRomney thing isn't really that important" that he posts every single time Plastic Fantastic…
You Want an Open Thread? You Can’t HANDLE an Open Thread!
Hey, I had to call this post something, no? :) His Majesty is a bit pre-occupied at the moment, but surely we can find the time to provide our many…
Imperial Thought of the Day
The reason this isn't a daily feature is that His Imperial Majesty doesn't like thinking all that much. He's got minions to do that for him. Anyway, we were sitting…