President Trump’s Inauguration speech
“Chief Justice Roberts, President Carter, President Clinton, President Bush, President Obama, fellow Americans, and people of the world: thank you. We, the citizens of America, are now joined in a…
All Your Safe Space…
Are belong to us! Thanks to LC & IB Angry Webmaster (whose website you're already visiting on a daily basis unless you really are into missing out on shit), we…
In Other Brief News About Progressive Socialist Double Standards…
The head Prozi, some jug-eared freak, just pardoned Bradley Manning, some mentally ill twit who thinks he's a giraffe girl, or whatever strikes his demented mind as useful this week.…
My, What a Difference an Election Makes
From Ace: Pres. Obama to press: "You're not supposed to be complimentary. You're supposed to cast a critical eye on folks who hold enormous power." pic.twitter.com/sTKl34FlrQ— CBS News (@CBSNews) January…
Old but one we can all smile at
One sunny day in January, 2017, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S.…
Trump to CNN: Shut the fuck up
Watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veZs75jlAlw A thing of beauty. About bloody time that CNN was called on their BS, it's about time the LameStream Media™ got a good swift kick. No one,…
Today’s Lesson in Logic, and Other Stuff
Or "how His Imperial Majesty evaluates any and all ProgMedia stories involving 'anonymous sources within the intelligence community.'" We won't go into all of the back and forth about Russians…
Careful With That, Analpundit, You’re Going to Go Blind (UPDATED)
From fellow Old Guarder Bill Quick, who does selfless work diving into Analpundit of Hot Flatulence's masturbatory fantasies about Trump so the rest of us won't have to all the…
Tell Us Again that Proziism ISN’T a Mental Illness?
This thing, from right after the election, written by a moron Prozi from one of the Prozi dumpster fire websites out there (ThinkProgress, an oxymoron if ever we saw one),…
And the Daily Schadenboner Update
Just when we thought that the turgid monster would finally, FINALLY take a rest and allow us to wear something other than a fucking sari, looking like a Ringling, Barnum…
You Really Ought to Cut it Out, You Know
While all of the dejected Prozis of our fair nation are wetting themselves over the coming dark night of fascism under Trump, they're doing their damndest to make sure that…
Quick update
Oh yes, a thud indeed. Sorry, I've been out of it for a while. What, the holidays and all, but a damnable case of the interminable cruds as well, more…