Welcome to the USSA
And, once more, let's hear it for our wonderful, heroic, underpaid, positively SUPERLATIVE Publik Skools (h/t Hot Air): When 8th grade Jared Marcum got dressed for school on Thursday he…
Parenting – You’re doing it wrong
While there are certainly enough bits and bytes being burned on the happenings in Boston to keep the inter-tube flooded for a good long while there's something that came across…
And, As Predictably As Sunrise…
We're now told, now that the OgabeMedia have gotten over their disappointment that the bombers weren't Right Wing Death Beast Tax Day Protesting Tea Partiers as they had assured us…
Yeah, Let’s Open Up Them Borders Some More. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Our crack teams of uber-professional, federal immigrations officers are right ON THAT SHIT. Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the 26-year-old killed in a wild shootout with police, was a legal U.S. resident who…
Chechen President to U.S.: “It Was Your Own Fault, and How Dare You Murder Terrorists?”
But, apart from that, he obviously and quite fully sympathizes and mourns with us after this terrible, terrible tragedy. How's 'bout you go fuck yourself with a rusty scimitar, you…
Asstronomical Ironicalness (Or: “How’s That Appeasement Thing Working Out For You, Massivetwoshits?”)
We just heard a report that the one remaining white Teabagger Chechyan Muslim terrorist made his escape in a vehicle with a "COEXIST!" bumper sticker. The sweet irony of that…
One of Two White, Tea Party Right Wing Extremist Boston Bombers Dead, Other on the Run
Except, of course, that it turned out that the two were, in fact, Chechen mooselimbs. Yes, we know. Shocking, right? Who would have thunk that a pair of radicalized mooselimb…
And Now, the Video that You’ve All Been Waiting For
Must credit The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler™ and, of course, in even higher measure, the genius MrHiBeta who put this together: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhbV06V1yQo
Which Is What His Imperial Majesty Has Been Trying to Tell Everybody For Years Now
...and we're not as much as suggesting that SluBlog is one of those who hasn't been getting it, because that's definitely not the case, but we hope that his excellent…
Your Bitter Tears, Jugears, They Sustain and Nourish Me
We guess somebody's hope to disarm the unruly peasants was brutally dashed against the hard rocks of reality today. Oh happy, happy joy joy. Yes, we know full well that…
Hit Your Knees Folks
There has been an explosion at a fertilizer plant near Waco in the town of West. They are saying up to 70 people dead and hundreds injured. The first deaths…
Heckuva Job, Barry
Since everybody's talking about Boston, something that's bound to happen when you're governed by a regime that does everything it can to let the world know that we're not in…
Welcome to the Last Days
...of the "Constitutional Experiment", because it's about bloody obvious to anybody with eyes to see and the IQ to tie their own shoelaces that this thing is going to crash…
Boston Marathon: bombs detonated
Source TWO bombs have exploded at the Boston Marathon, killing two people, including an eight-year-old child, and injuring more than 50. The White House is handling the incident as "an…
Welcome to the Rustbelt – Enjoy your stay.
As a former denizen of the RustBelt I'd like to extend a hearty "Hi-ho Neighbor!" To Accokeek MD, Accokeek MD is The latest and greatest ProgNazi addition to the infamous…