Will Somebody Please Wake Us Up From This Nonsense?
We've just come to the conclusion that what our government needs isn't a major change in personnel, what they need more than anything else is a mandatory psychiatric evaluation with…
Careful There, Ear Leader (UPDATED)
LC Subotai points out the Ogabe Junta's troubling response to Judge Vinson's finding, which basically amounts to "fuck the law, we're going straight ahead regardless" or, as they literally put…
Will Nobody Stop Those Haters and Terrorists?
The notorious Tea Party fanatics at Politico, those violence-inciting, murderous, uncivil, extremist, right wing animals, are calling for the assassination of politicians all across the nation with a map riddled…
Another One For the Forces of Liberty
Thanks to a tip from LC Intellectual Conservative, we learn that yet another judge has actually bothered to read the law he's supposed to uphold and, lo and behold, actually…
Don’t Journaljizzmers Have to Go to School Too?
Obviously not, as this retarded piece of ignorant hackery proves. The breathless headline is: Speaker Boehner: Failing To Raise Debt Ceiling Is Not Even A Question On The Table Which,…
Fly Into the Silly Zone
The ChiComs, ever desperate to show the rest of the world how bad-ass their crappy "Made in China" Wal*Mart technology is, are apparently ripping off old Top Gun footage to…
Is There Some Vital Nuance We’re Missing Here?
You know, with this whole Egypt thing that we've kind of sort of following out of the corner of our Imperial Eye. We mean, we know we're far too simplisme…
Great Moments in Premature Explodulation
Seems the Domodedovo attack wasn't the first such attempt, only the first one turned out... poorly for the wannabe explodulator (h/t LC Intellectual Conservative). The “Black Widow” bomber, who may…
You Fight the Battle You’re In, Not the Battle You WISH You Were In.
Just a short comment on LC Jackboot's excellent post about the upcoming battle and, among other things, Sarah Palin. This isn't about our "preferred" or "ideal" candidate, we haven't picked…
What if They Had a SOTU and Nobody Gave a F*ck?
That pretty much describes how we feel and no, in case you're wondering, we didn't watch it either. If we want to watch that sort of thing, we'll hit YouTube…
More Frances Fox Piven
In case you were wondering just exactly what that violence that the aging, communist cunt has been inciting Americans to emulate looks like, our friend Bill Quick has a rather…
Birth Certificate Update
Yes. We know that you're all dying to hear about that subject again and we, being ever the benevolent Emperor, cannot deny your wishes, no matter how much you've never…
In the Line of Duty
As headlines go... Mheh. Police used sex as a tool during undercover operations while tactical "promiscuity" was viewed as "part of the job", according to a former agent. The officer,…
Roe v Wade and Gosnell’s House of Horrors
It appears that His Majesty needs to clarify himself a bit regarding his last post, judging by some of the responses. When I said that Gosnell is not about Roe…
Chutzpah Alert
If it wasn't so sad, it would be hilariously funny. OK, we take it back. It's hilariously fucking funny no matter how you put it. The liberals are bent out…