I’m Speechless

I’m just gonna leave this rancid display of Stoooooopidity (capital S multiple ooooo) here for y’all to play with. I really don’t now what’s worse, this former community organizer’s incoherent mental diarrhea, or the abject wasteland of mental flotsam and jetsam of the idioacracy that elected him.

[youtube]http://youtu.be/iJmFEv6BHM0[/youtube]

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Orion
Orion
January 20, 2014 19:55

Does it also have a shoulder thing that goes up?

That would be REALLY scary! Like a ZOMBIE gun or something!

Orion

Special Ed
Special Ed
January 20, 2014 21:11

Was his code name in ‘Nam “Agent Orange”, like Billy Ray Valentine in Trading Places? You know, he was in a special unit tactics battalion, it was very hush-hush. :em07:

LibraryGryffon
LibraryGryffon
January 20, 2014 22:02

Maybe we need a bill requiring legislators to actually know what they are talking about before they propose legislation. Right. They can’t even be bothered to read the stuff they vote on, why should we expect them to actually understand what they are writing? Though if we could get someone to slip that into one of those massive bills, who… Read more »

LC Roguetek
LC Roguetek
January 20, 2014 23:01

I.. my.. you.. they. -ow-.. The stupid, it burns.

watchyerlane
watchyerlane
January 21, 2014 09:16

Why should legislators need to be knowledgeable on bills that none of them are going to read anyway? It seems he is quite knowledgeable on Grandstanding and Asshattery, though.
I always enjoy watching videos by people who are shredding idiotic statists.

LC R6
LC R6
January 21, 2014 09:45

It’s a good thing he wasn’t speaking in cursive. 12% of the population wouldn’t have been able to understand him.

LCBren
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LCBren
January 21, 2014 14:56

The only thing I have seen capable of that rate of fire is a CIWS. He wont be holding that fucker up at a press conference, it weighs close to a tonne and usually found mounted on a fucking battleship 30 rounds in half a second. Was that the number of bullets the gun is supposed to fire, or the… Read more »

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher
January 21, 2014 18:06

The HK G11 could, theoretically, fire half that fast, if it wasn’t slowed down during full auto fire.

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
January 21, 2014 19:25

I had a Ghost Gun as a youngster. It didn’t fire 3,600 rounds per minute, sadly.

BITOA
BITOA
January 21, 2014 19:56

Just another sterling example of an asshole, voted into office by the permanent class of other American sucker assholes.
Practice makes perfect,

Emperor Misha I
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Emperor Misha I
January 21, 2014 23:07

Once again, re: “it’s time for America to have a conversation about gun control”

Not possible. How can I have a conversation with something less intelligent than a boiled carrot?

LC MuscleDaddy
LC MuscleDaddy
January 23, 2014 09:30

Aw HELL YEAH!!!

I want a gun that fires 30-caliber magazines!!!

I let’s be honest – MagPul wishes their production rate was 60/sec…

– MD

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse
January 23, 2014 10:46

Well, he has one fan. Diane Feinstein. He has rescued her from the ignominious fate of being remembered as the most firearms-illiterate politician from California.

I suppose the Age of Reason had to end sometime, monkeyhammered into little tiny pieces by these festering pustules of disorganized DNA who call themselves progressives.

LC R6
LC R6
January 24, 2014 04:45

Wasn’t this the gun that was used in the Rehabilitation arena in Idiocracy?

January 24, 2014 15:51

Most of the new crop of Mexican legislators here in Californiastan want it to be just like Mexico, but with better welfare. These LaRaza, Mecha, Lulac types can kiss my ass.

rickn8or
rickn8or
January 24, 2014 23:23

Carolyn “Shoulder Thing That Goes Up” McCarthy is doing the Happy Dance.