Speaking of Congrats…

A little birdie (OK, a huge fucking albatross, same thing only different) reminded me that it is a certain Vile Imperator’s birthday. I would advise against asking how old he is though, he’s out of ewoks to wipe his ass with and has been a bit grumpy as a result. If you have hair on your balls, go for it, otherwise….

So belly up to the bar and bring me a tankard of meade and the head of a small pig, there’s some debauchery to be had in his honor. Oh, and it’s Wednesday. Two fine reasons to get your drink on.

Happy birthday Misha.

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January 15, 2014 07:18

I thought he used Wookies??? Happy B-day my Liege

Just Another Random Nut, GLOR
Just Another Random Nut, GLOR
January 15, 2014 07:23

The head of a small pig?

:em05:

Screw you. I want ALL of a BIG pig, dressed and spitted with plenty of BBQ sauce and fixin’s. Debauchery isn’t debauchery unless we’re all as stuffed as we are drunk, ya know.

FrankOK
FrankOK
January 15, 2014 07:24

Happy Birthday, your Vileness.
:em01:

LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
January 15, 2014 07:32

HAPPY BIRTHDAY :em01:

VAconservative
VAconservative
January 15, 2014 08:43

The biggest of the birthday wishes. Hoping you and all of yours are blessed this day.

And I’ll hoist a little whistle wetter in your honor today.

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
January 15, 2014 09:38

Happy birthday, moy dorogoy, oboyatel’nyj bratik! May the best always find you wherever you are!

Just Another Random Nut, GLOR
Just Another Random Nut, GLOR
January 15, 2014 10:23

Just Another Random Nut, GLOR @ #:

And wow, was I remiss on this. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse
January 15, 2014 10:24

Celebrate in earnest, my Liege. Who knows what the misadministration will outlaw tomorrow. For my part, I will dedicate the first four of my Old Fashioneds this evening in your honor. Zum Wohl!

Qoheleth
Qoheleth
January 15, 2014 11:15

Happy Birthday from this quarter as well, Misha; may you enjoy many more, each one better than the one before it.

Hoisting one in your honor –

Farmor, LC, GLOR and Imperial Mother
Farmor, LC, GLOR and Imperial Mother
January 15, 2014 11:19

Til lykke min dreng. Nu har jeg købt billet til Nelly og mig selv – sagde hunden – så vi kommer og invaderer jer fra d. 26. april og drager så hjemad d. 8. maj. Hvis vi skulle ha’ ventet, ville det blive 1000 dask dyrere pr. næse – derfor denne hjemrejsedato. Vi snakkes ved i morgen på Skype. Elsker… Read more »

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
January 15, 2014 11:22

what time does the ritual sacrifice start?

Boryon
Boryon
January 15, 2014 12:29

Happy Birthday Misha. So, how many years experience do you have of being 21 years old?

Hey, I can get away with it, there’s a pond between us :em07:

January 15, 2014 13:38

Happy birthday! :em01:

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy
January 15, 2014 13:39

I still gots some hairs ….How many revolutions around the sun does this make?

Congrats on making another turn around the sun. Finished my 50th trip this yr.

May your day and the rest of the year be filled with much happiness.

Yasherka
Yasherka
January 15, 2014 14:06

S dnem rozhdeniya!

Many Years!

LC Guy S
LC Guy S
January 15, 2014 15:21

Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!! From out here in the hinterlands. May the libations be free flowing and plentiful, and the amount of friends and family who share this day with you be greater still!

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
January 15, 2014 16:11

The happiest of Happy Birthdays to you my liege! I hoist a glass of Laphroaig in your honor.

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher
January 15, 2014 16:15

Happy Birthday Your Vileness, and may you have many more.

LC Old Dog
LC Old Dog
January 15, 2014 16:36

Happy Birthday My Liege, Beam Black on the rocks in the air. Tell everyone that the grey hairs ain’t the years it’s the two kids! :em01:

Hey it worked for me for 60 plus years! :em05:

LC Gregory
LC Gregory
January 15, 2014 17:04

The happiest of Happy Birthdays to you my liege! I hoist a glass of Laphroaig in your honor Damn, Gunsniper. YOU, sir, have Good Taste. For those who don’t know the glory, try some Laphroaig. Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200. O My Emperor and O The Delight Of My Eyes, May this be the greatest Birthday of… Read more »

January 15, 2014 18:14

I think N, Nikki and moi have the debauchery portion pretty well nailed down

:em06:

LCBren
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LCBren
January 15, 2014 18:46

Happy Birthday, Misha..and since I am as well safely over a pond and thus IMMUNE from his wrath….it aint every day you turn 55…

*runs like hell*

:em05: :em05: :em05:

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
January 15, 2014 20:47

LC Light29ID – The Imperial Asshole says:

I think N, Nikki and moi have the debauchery portion pretty well nailed down

We were pretty damn impressive that day!

lc purple raider
lc purple raider
January 15, 2014 23:29

Blessed birthday, my liege.

May you have 50 more.

Emperor Misha I
Admin
Emperor Misha I
January 15, 2014 23:33

Oh holy crap! Somebody had to let the cat out of the bag, didn’t they? *looking sternly at a certain Devil Dog* Well, since it’s no longer a secret, we might as well break out the booze and snacks. I have a case of delicious vodka brewed from potatoes fermenting in the bitter tears of progtards receiving the bill for… Read more »

Darth Venomous
Darth Venomous
January 16, 2014 02:01

Oh holy crap! Somebody had to let the cat out of the bag, didn’t they? *looking sternly at a certain Devil Dog*

Look on the bright side. I could have posted this again. :em06:

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby
January 16, 2014 13:54

Skaal, my liege. Sory for the belated wishes, I had to go to the eye doc yesterday for my bi-annual vision checkup, and those drops they put in your eyes screw up your vision for at least 8 hours. I had to sleep on it. So you’re a young 50, eh? Here’s hoping for a good 50 more. 100 is… Read more »