Allahpundit Spontaneously Ejaculating All Over Mittens Romney’s Jacket

It would be sad, if it wasn’t so fucking hilarious.

We mean really, AP, why don’t you and Mittens get it over with and just get a room already?

Wouldn’t it be nice for your erection to finally, for the first time in your life, feel something other than your own hands upon it?

Thatisall.

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Cricket
Cricket

Meh. It is more of a comparison, and admiration for a better marketing approach. He doesn’t sound like he supports Romneycare, so I would say he likes the low-key statement. At least Romney looks responsible by comparison.

First.

LC Jackboot IC/A
LC Jackboot IC/A

Now that’s too funny- This line is a keeper for sure: Is this part of some nascent strategy to tackle his chief political liability head on, by, er, giving the media a new opportunity to remind conservatives about it? I honestly don’t get it. I so love it, when the establishmentarians are completely flummoxed by their heroes, that they resort… Read more »

LC Draco
LC Draco

I am REALLY interested in a Trump plan and a run on 2012.

IMHO, Romney and Gingrich are non-electable.

LC ShadowFox
LC ShadowFox

It seems that 2010 was an aberration after all. As we cruise into 2012 we get to choose between the Proto-Ogabecare weather vane, Ted Kennedy’s former lover with his stripper daughter and the hair helmet reality tv star. Oh, I forgot! We can also choose the man who hasn’t stopped stabbing the GOP in the back since they did the… Read more »

LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R.
LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R.

IMHO, Romney and Gingrich are non-electable dead to me

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Fixeted :em93:

LC Jackboot IC/A
LC Jackboot IC/A

LC ShadowFox says: This is all without considering whatever goofy ass, Libertardian, Nader-of-the-Right Texan will show up on schedule to split the vote He hasn’t made much noise of late, although it’s entirely possible for him to jump in and rally his Pauliac Twoofer Brigades. Once I see the bumper stickers appear here in Austin, I’ll know for sure. LC… Read more »

LC Anniee451
LC Anniee451

LC Draco says: I am REALLY interested in a Trump plan and a run on 2012. IMHO, Romney and Gingrich are non-electable. Absolutely no way either of them must be allowed to win. Just. no. Ugh, why did I click it? The place is going the way of Little Green Footballs and I’m not invested in it anyway; I can… Read more »

LC Subotai Bahadur, Lord Pao An
LC Subotai Bahadur, Lord Pao An

#3 LC Draco While I am taking great pleasure in the fact that Trump is yanking Buraq’s chain till it comes out by the roots; I have to remember that he is really not even an Institutional Republican on most issues. Further, as recently as the last election cycle he was funding Democrats, including Harry Reid. That said, Gingrich, Romney,… Read more »

readerjp
readerjp

I didn’t read his commentary that way, but I’m not as knowledgeable as you are. It seemed like he was even making fun of Romney and Pawlenty.

Who is Cain? Who is Marion? And the Libertarian Texan – Perot or one of the Pauls?

Again, again, fucking again

Palin/Bachman 2012 with Allen West as SecDef, Paul Ryan as SecTer, Rand Paul as Fed Chairman and any fucking Son of a Bitch as SecState that will get us the fuck out of the UselessNitwits.

Oh yea Ann Coulter for AG

LC ShadowFox
LC ShadowFox

readerjp, I was bashing in order: Romney, McCain (you KNOW he’s going to run again), Trump, and Gingrich. After the 1, 2 punch of Perot and Paul I’m just waiting to see what Texas has next! Pawlenty just falls into the “Who?” category right now. I know this will make some of my fellow Rotties angry but when Sarah quit… Read more »

LC Old Dog
LC Old Dog

Response to Emperor Misha I @:
Misha. I am going to have to agree with you on this one. AP has been pushing his beloved Mittens long before he started writing at Tepid Air!

Sorry since Michelle left there ain’t nothing Hot about that place.

LC Dread Pirate Geoarrge
LC Dread Pirate Geoarrge

Any future Republican President who isn’t a moron had better make John Bolton SecState.

LC Draco
LC Draco

All….I didn’t say I would VOTE for Trump, I just want to see a plan, and with that force the hands of the Dems.

I have no disillusions about Trump’s goals. He would LOVE to be Prez, that I do not doubt.

I think whoever wins, BETTER add Allen West….excuse me, LTC(R) Allen West in the cabinet!

LC LOBO
LC LOBO

Well, any card that has Palin on it won’t be getting my vote. After her little remark of that we need to vote D or R I choose I. After all those two parties have had 140 something years of runnung this country and still fuck it up. Fuck’em and feed them fisheads.