The “Fight, Fight, Fight” Weepy Boner Memorial Thread

In which we learn that the “historic” 0.0000000001% “cut” in federal spending that hadn’t even become federal spending yet, the “historic victory” that Weepy Boner has been sucking his own cock in celebration of for a week now (inasmuch as he’s been able to beat off “pragmatic” conservatives to the “honor”) is really more of a 0.000000000000000001% “cut.”

But hey, let’s be “pragmatic” here. It’s not like the House, who sits on the purse strings and in which “conservatives” have a majority could have possibly done anything to stop our march towards being Greece.

No, let’s focus on the next fight, which is where the Boner Wing will really show how serious they are, provided they’ve gotten each other’s cocks out of their collective mouths by then.

The GOP: Always promising to fight the NEXT fight. Until the next fight actually occurs, that is, at which point they’ll spread their pimpled ass cheeks to welcome their Democrat Socialist Overlords’ cocks and declare themselves “victorious.”

Hang all of them. Right now.

In the case of the GOP, it would be the first and only time in their miserable, worthless lives that you could ever say that they’d been “hung” in any meaningful way.

Thatisall.

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LC Xystus
LC Xystus

Anyone else ever notice that the Emperor’s wrath often takes the form of oral/anal sexual references? Just sayin’ is all. :em95:

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

This, of course, comes at a time when the IMF has publicly stated that the US lacks credibility on debt, and our deficit skyrocketed by nearly 16 percent in the first part of the fiscal year. All while the GOP is patting itself on the shoulder for its “victory.” I was actually shocked to find myself in total agreement with… Read more »

LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R.
LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R.

Is this crap part of “taking the higher road to compromise” bullshit??

There is never a “Next Fight”. However, there always seems to be an “Insert Dem Dick Here” sign perpetually hanging from the RINOs’ backside.

LC Anniee451
LC Anniee451

But how do you REALLY feel, Emperor? 😀

“Weepy Boner has been sucking his own cock in celebration of for a week now”

Thanks for the mental image and the nice new nickname.

LC Anniee451
LC Anniee451

Don’t fear the Weeper.

LC Patton
LC Patton

Actually, they are all “real” cuts: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/264604/cuts-are-cuts-douglas-holtz-eakin Don’t be so ready to believe the worst. I’d like to see what a Ron Paul budget would look like. No doubt it would include a massive decrease in America’s military budget, thus surrendering America’s superpower status. It’s not even worth considering. Ron Paul is a follower of an isolationisism, which hasn’t been… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

Response to LC Patton @: No doubt it would include a massive decrease in America’s military budget, thus surrendering America’s superpower status. It’s not even worth considering. Ron Paul is a follower of an isolationisism, which hasn’t been a credible ideology since the 1930s. He’s actually mitigated his stance on defense spending quite a bit. He’s still more isolationist than… Read more »

LC Patton
LC Patton

He’s actually mitigated his stance on defense spending quite a bit. He’s still more isolationist than I’d like to see, but make no mistake – there is PLENTY of waste to be cut in the DoD. Maybe so, but I prefer to take no chances with America’s defense. Oh, and since we already HAVE a department of homeland security (it’s… Read more »

LC Patton
LC Patton

Woops, accidentally copied in something. Ignore the first line there

[Fixed it for ya, Patton 🙂 — Mish]

LC Patton
LC Patton

Thank you, your majesty

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

LC Patton says: He’s actually mitigated his stance on defense spending quite a bit. He’s still more isolationist than I’d like to see, but make no mistake – there is PLENTY of waste to be cut in the DoD. Maybe so, but I prefer to take no chances with America’s defense. Oh, and since we already HAVE a department of… Read more »

LC Anniee451
LC Anniee451

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says: Response to LC Patton @: No doubt it would include a massive decrease in America’s military budget, thus surrendering America’s superpower status. It’s not even worth considering. Ron Paul is a follower of an isolationisism, which hasn’t been a credible ideology since the 1930s. He’s actually mitigated his stance on defense spending quite… Read more »

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

Response to LC Anniee451 @: Annie, he was a flight surgeon, and served in the Guard as well. He has a very unrealistic idea of what our foreign policy should be, but he’s flexible on issues such as defense spending and border security. He actually modified his border security stance as well in favor of tightening our porous borders. But… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah

Here’s what Ace had to say about it. Sums it up well. Apocalypse: Deal Only Cuts $352 Million In Actual Spending —Ace As I noted: The Democrats offered Boehner a crooked “deal” wherein they’d offer some smoke and mirrors only-in-accounting-world “cuts” and all Boehner had to do was say yes and the Democrats would play along and pretend they’d been… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah

Folks, this is why they are afraid of the TEA Party. Both Democrats and Republicans.

TEA PARTY RALLIES are being held THIS FRIDAY on April 15th, folks.

Support your local insurrection!

LC Patton
LC Patton

Ace’s anaylsis is horseshit. For it to be valid, you have to accepte that this money wasn’t likely to be spent anyway. If you believe Obama isn’t likely to spend all the money he can get his hands on, then can I interest you in buying this lovely beachfront property in Arizona?

LC Old Dog
LC Old Dog

Response to LC Patton @:
Hey LC Patton, you stay away from my Arizona property! :em04: :em95:

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.

Patton and OD

I Hearz that. Money shunted is still money spent.

BTW, we’re thinkin’ ’bout unloading our beautiful Florida mountaintop ski lodge. :em69:

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

Hey! Don’t forget “Atlas Shrugged, part 1” comes out Friday, April 15th. Weren’t the jihadists supposed to come up with some suitcase neutrons?

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch

LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician says:

Hey! Don’t forget “Atlas Shrugged, part 1” comes out Friday, April 15th. Weren’t the jihadists supposed to come up with some suitcase neutrons?

Rob and I are going to see it tomorrow at 2pm!

irish19
irish19

Weepy Boner

Isn’t that something the doctor gives you penicillin for?

LC SleepTech
LC SleepTech

There is a reason that there is a Second Amendment.

My prayer is that Enough of us figure out WHAT that REASON is before it is too late.

The Lone Haranguer
The Lone Haranguer

Weepy Boner

:em01: I am shamelessly arrogating that.

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.

irish19 says:

Weepy Boner

Isn’t that something the doctor gives you penicillin for?

Cousin’s?

bruce
bruce

fuck the republicans as they have no balls to stand up and say bongo is destroying us with this trillion dollar budget.i want to see a 50% cut in govt. spending by dumping the education dept. toss the EPA,the BATFE,HUD,health and human services in to the trash can.to add insult to injury the bastard’s budge,his mother had no marriage license,is… Read more »

irish19
irish19

Response to LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech @:
Could be….could be. Let’s not explore it though. The path is dark and scary (and wet?).