If You Like Your Cancer, You Can Keep Your Cancer (UPDATED)

And if you don’t like it, Comrade Most High Obama decrees that you get to keep it anyway. Period.

Having a child diagnosed with cancer is an unimaginable ordeal for any family, and adding any challenges on top of it can seem overwhelming. Paul and Jami Porter of Kaysville learned last week their insurance plan was terminated under the Affordable Care Act, more than 3 1/2 months into their daughter’s fight with undifferentiated sarcoma began. Six-year-old Ellie Porter, who has had one kidney removed, just wrapped up her radiation treatments and is expected to be done with chemotherapy around the first of the year.

Little Ellie had better stay in remission, then, because Uncle Obama has decreed that the plan her parents could afford and which has kept her alive is substandard and must be killed. Even if it ends up killing her as well.

The Common Good™ wants its omelet, and if that means cracking a few six-year-olds, then so be it.

Bravo, Obama voters. Voting to murder six-year-old girls. You must be so proud of yourselves.

WE certainly won’t forget your efforts. Nope. Your names are right here, on the list.

Believe us on that one.

And sleep with one eye open. Forever more.


UPDATE: LC readerjp, GLOR, gives us another happy story about the Glories of Socialist ObamaCare. Meet young Hunter Alford:

He is normal in every way, except this 7-year-old already plays guitar and keyboards and has his heart set on learning to fiddle.

Something else sets Hunter apart.

He was born with a rare form of cancer and lost his health insurance just after Obamacare went into effect.

Americans were told the health-care law was designed to help children just like Hunter, born with a deadly pre-existing condition and little means to pay for expensive treatments.

And American voters, being terminally ignorant, utterly ignored every single voice pointing out that this was not only a colossal lie, it was also a financial impossibility. But that’s what you get for trying to teach lobotomized sheep basic arithmetic. They see the words “free shit” and they go stampeding like a herd of hippopotami in whatever direction they’re told.

The Affordable Care Act was not supposed to take away the insurance these most-vulnerable children already had and leave them utterly defenseless against a life-threatening disease.

Oh yes it was. Indeed it was. It was the plan all along, you drooling fucktards. Harry Kiddy Diddler Reid himself, not to mention Der FUBAR, clearly stated numerous times that ObamaCare was just one step on the way to Socialist HellCare. You didn’t hear? Oh, you were stampeding with the other fat, ignorant hippos to the feed trough, weren’t you? Kind of hard to hear amidst all the trampling, mewling, mooing and baaing. What’s more, Obama was briefed right early on, along with his fellow goons, by their own advisors that people were going to lose their plans and they were FINE with that. So fine, in fact, that not only did they NOT do anything to prevent it, Obama sent his darling, Frau Mengele Sebelius, off to make sure to add regulations that would increase the number of people losing their plans.

Just how fucking, INEXCUSABLY DEAF, DUMB AND FUCKED UP CAN YOU MORONS POSSIBLY BE??? What? We didn’t stencil it on a 100 feet tall billboard and beat you in the face with it for a week? So fucking sorry. We thought that you cluefucked retards at least understood plain ENGLISH. Obviously we were wrong. Not too terribly encumbered by an excess of book learning, are you, O Masters of the Universe™?

That was step 1. Force everybody onto the Socialist “Exchanges.” Step 2? Wait for them to collapse as they must when healthy individuals refuse to sign up for healthcare they don’t need and want and with no penalty for not doing so as ObamaCare states, clearly, that they can just sign on at the moment they need it, if ever. Who’s going to subsidize the very sick, very expensive people who DO sign up, you fucking Einsteins? The Healthcare Fairy? Step 3: Declare that the Evil Insurance Industry (who not only sold, they fucking PAID for the rope that the Socialist Democrats were going to hang them with, which is at very least poetic justice) has “destroyed the health care insurance market” and that Something Needs to Be Done™. Which means, since we won’t have a private insurance industry anymore, ta-fucking-DA: Socialist HellCare!


We TOLD you that. Over and over and over and over and over and OVER again we TOLD you that, you imbeciles, but you knew better, didn’t you? You knew better than somebody who had more than three decades of inside experience with that sort of thing. You just KNEW and this whole collapse is just SUCH a surprise. Who could have FORESEEN?

Go die in a fire. We warned you. We’ll bring the s’mores.


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LC Xystus
LC Xystus(@xystus)
December 4, 2013 03:40

Bravo, Obama voters…

WE certainly won’t forget your efforts. Nope. Your names are right here, on the list.

What list is that?

December 4, 2013 05:08

I have a list…A list of family, friends and acquaintances whom I will not lift a finger to help when they are crushed under the stone of socialism they so willfully abetted and hoped for. I will mock them instead, and remind them of their foolishness. I, of course, speak for myself; Misha, I am sure has a different list,… Read more »

Uchuck the Tuchuck
Uchuck the Tuchuck(@uchuck-the-tuchuck)
December 4, 2013 07:07

Additionally, the Porters said they had limited time to sign up for a new plan and didn’t have all the information they felt they needed to make an informed decision. “Don’t ask questions! Get on the train! Leave your bags here; they will follow you later! Get on the train! There will be food when you arrive! Get on the… Read more »

December 4, 2013 07:56

They must be Conservatives and/or Tea Party members

December 4, 2013 07:57

Somebody please explain to me why I can’t post in Chrome but I can in Firefox. Very annoying…

December 4, 2013 09:02

The Porters only thought they were in trouble. Now that they have spoken against the LightWorker, They should expect an IRS audit real soon.

LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard
LC Ogrrre - Imperial Heartless Bastard(@ogrrre)
December 4, 2013 11:02

Bravo, Obama voters. Voting to murder six-year-old girls. You must be so proud of yourselves. I do not understand your surprise, Misha. After all, they vote over and over for the “right” to murder children still in the womb. What difference does a few years out of the womb make? After all, It’s For The Greater Good. These racist peasants… Read more »

December 4, 2013 11:41

Their plan was probably canceled because it didn’t cover prostate cancer in women, or endometriosis in men. And, if you don’t understand why those are stupid (like the government apparently doesn’t), turn in your high school diploma now because you obviously flunked biology. tweell says: The Porters only thought they were in trouble. Now that they have spoken against the… Read more »

December 4, 2013 14:55

On November 27, I posted this:

Boy with cancer loses coverage after Obamacare launch
Bureaucrats won’t help unless he is ‘pregnant or an illegal alien’


Boy with cancer loses coverage after Obamacare launch

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher(@vonzorch)
December 4, 2013 18:25

LC Xystus @ #:1
Probably the list of those who would improve the universe by leaving it.

LC Wil, S.C.E.
LC Wil, S.C.E.(@lc-wil)
December 4, 2013 19:22

Having a child diagnosed with cancer is not only an imaginable ordeal for some of us, let me assure you it sucks like – – well, i can’t really think of a comparison. I was about to type “like a Democrat in the White House” but in truth, that still doesn’t come close. Not even this latest iteration. Not to… Read more »

LC Wil, S.C.E.
LC Wil, S.C.E.(@lc-wil)
December 4, 2013 19:24

Oh, and My List is long and distinguished as well.

“Oh, I got a little list, they’ll never be missed . . “

December 4, 2013 20:09

LC Wil, S.C.E. @ #:

Wait until they find out that the bronze and silver plans only pay 50% of your hospitalization!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And only 60% or 70% of your routine care, respectively!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LC Wil, S.C.E.
LC Wil, S.C.E.(@lc-wil)
December 4, 2013 22:07

Tallulah @ #:

Oh, I know.

Besides the ammo, I’m stocking up on popcorn. Some shows, ‘ya just gotta watch. Farkin’ HILARIOUS!

Ya know?

December 4, 2013 22:21

tweell @ #:
Wouldn’t surprise me one bit.

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse(@secondmouse)
December 4, 2013 22:41

Allow me to furnish the script for the next act in this little statist drama, in which facts will have no role. The criminals will need a scapegoat, so the insurance companies will be villified by progressives everywhere once this relative trickle of personal disasters turns into a flood over the next year or two. Pederast-in-Chief Harry Reid will decree… Read more »

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches(@fa-cube-itches)
December 5, 2013 01:44

LC SecondMouse @ #: these are days to rival the darkest in American history to date, yet I predict in a few short years we will remember them fondly. Good news, Comrade! It will be counter-revolutionary thoughtcrime sufficient to sentence your entire family to farm work (read: becoming fertilzer) to give even the slightest thought to the current racist rethugliKKKan… Read more »

December 5, 2013 07:36

So… gentlemen and ladies… what have you broken today? (If you have done your patriotic duty for the day, for your own sake, don’t answer that question here.) The state’s machine is expansive. They can’t watch everything all the time. Drop some sugar in the tank, and a wrench in the cogs. It’s your duty to kill it now, before… Read more »