Leftist Mythology, Part the Umpteenth (UPDATED)

So, 50 years ago today, a communist loser who’d lived in the USSR for a while until it didn’t work for him, then been rejected for residence in Cuba for whatever reason, shoots a U.S. President presumably, if he had any motives at all other than being bug shit crazy, because he didn’t approve of said president’s less than cordial relationship with communist mass murderer Fidel Castro.

And the Old Grey Meth Hooker, the New York Times‘ explanation for this?

Why, the right-wing extremism of Dallas in the 60s, of course. And something about Dallasite suburban women’s knitting clubs conspiring to murder him, we think. It’s not quite clear what they mean there.

You can’t even parody the leftist swine anymore.

Listen, you socialist subhuman scum: We get it. You don’t like us uncouth Southerners, you really really don’t like us. The feeling’s mutual.

So just leave us the fuck alone or go die in a fire. We really don’t care either way.

The only good socialist is a dead socialist.

Thatisall.

UPDATE: You may have seen it in the comments, but LC readerjp’s tip bears repeating. Are you ready? Latest drooling leftist retard spin: Lee Harvey Oswald, the Communist First Tea Partier. No, seriously, that’s what the cultist is really saying.

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LC Xystus
LC Xystus

Perhaps Your Rottieness should give up reading the Noo Yuck Slimes.

FrankOK
FrankOK

Betwixt organized crime being angry with little dirty Johnny about shutting down their casinos (he evidently had forgotten where Daddy Joe got his money) to the rumored end of the Federal Reserve, to porking Marilyn Monroe, to Johnson looking for more Army orders for Bell Helicopter (rumored that a shit-load of the stock was held by Lady Bird) to Johnson… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight

Made me think of Andrew Brietbart…

LC Guy S
LC Guy S

Yeah, and you had the press covering up all his escapades while he was in office ( a tradition started probably not long after the first occupant of the oval office was ushered in .. albeit with not as much to cover up…lets just say it started after Lincoln and let it go at that. anyhow…) . Kennedy was far… Read more »

readerjp
readerjp

Are you referring, by chance, to this? Do you know who was really gunning for President Kennedy on that fateful day in Dallas in 1963? The first tea partiers. That’s the claim of University of Texas journalism Professor Bill Minutaglio in a scathing essay printed in the “National” section of the Washington Post online on the eve of the 50th… Read more »

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

FrankOK @2.

Elvis did it, of course!

LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.
LC Sir Rurik, K.o.E.

Since everyone likes to float more or less plausible theories to take the blame off the Commie hitman, let me celebrate the fiftieth anniversary with a brand new!!! theory, just as implausible as any other. Who done it? …. Jackie was the driving force behind the assassination! She certainly had lots of motives, starting with anger and resentment of the… Read more »

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

It was far left elements of the Democrat party. They thought JFK was far too conservative, and knew that Johnson was a thoroughly corrupt socialist, yes I know that’s redundant, who would advance the agenda.

Ace has a great takedown of the revisionism, comparing modern leftists to the tribes of “pre-logical” primitives described by Jung in Modern Man in Search of a Soul. The takeaway is that the leftwing loons think the conservatives influenced a known commie rat just by the sheer power of their hate, the same way Sarah Palin ju-jued Jared Loughner with… Read more »