Lying Liar-in-Chief Lying Swine Who Lies Blames Insurance Companies…

Of course. We were just waiting to see how long it would take for president ItWasn’tMEEEE to find somebody other than himself to blame this time.

Originally, we were expecting the lying socialist scumbag to declare that “he’d only learned about his own 7 million times repeated lie about keeping your health care plan if you liked it the same way everybody else did, which is to say in the newspapers yesterday.” And then go on to say that it was the fault of the guy who programs TOTUS, that what he was really wanting to say was that “If I like your plan, you can keep it.”

But no, it was of course the evil corporatist evil evilnesses who are evil who caused it all.

Obama during a speech in Boston sought to cast the issue Wednesday as trying to weed out “bad apple insurers” who don’t provide enough coverage.

As determined by King Barack Hussein. HE knows what’s “enough” for you. You don’t. Racist. So shut up and be grateful for your cancelled plan that you were too stupid to realize wasn’t good enough for you. You STUPID racist!

We’re sure that the 16,000,000 Americans who just got liberated from those horrid plans they were too stupid (and racist) to understand weren’t good enough for them no matter how much they liked them are positively swooning with gratitude that they’re now forced to buy insurance costing three times as much with deductibles twice as large, covering them against expenses they’ll never have.

Of course, the lying Marxist swine is only following, as always, the lead of his handler, Valerie Jarrett, whose face would make a vulture vomit.

FACT: Nothing in #Obamacare forces people out of their health plans. No change is required unless insurance companies change existing plans.

See? It’s the insurance company’s fault!

Of course, if the insurance company doesn’t change their existing plan they’ll go bankrupt and/or be “non-compliant” with the new mandate to cover maternity care for 97-year-old castrated males. But that’s irrelevant. THEY changed the plan, so it’s THEIR fault that it wasn’t grandfathered!

Just like it’s YOUR fault that you lost your wallet when we stuck a gun in your face and told you we’d spray the sidewalk with your brains if you didn’t fork it over. YOU chose to fork it over, no? So don’t come crying to US, you criminal. Incidentally, if you’d chosen to not fork it over, it would be YOUR fault as well that your brains ended up decorating the passenger door of a nearby Prius. YOU chose not to hand over your wallet, after all, DIDN’T YOU?

Racist.

Seriously, at this point, the only thing that would make us truly happy would be news that socialist fuckheads and Democrat Socialist supporters (but we repeat ourself) suddenly started showing up dead under mysterious circumstances. Or not so mysterious. We really don’t give a shit. The damage they’ve done to this country and future generations is nothing compared to any atrocity that might happen to them. We’re done even pretending to try to reason with them anymore, so we’ll just fall back on what we learned from actually experiencing socialism, first hand, as opposed to all of the useful idiots over here who refused to listen to every single word we told them:

The only good socialist is a DEAD socialist, and every time a socialist dies, the Baby Jesus smiles.

Time to start looking at that last box.

Thatisall.

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HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight

The only good socialist is a DEAD socialist, and every time a socialist dies, the Baby Jesus smiles. I like your Jesus! Does he happen to have a really long blonde beard, horned helmet, and a giant fucking hammer? Cause in my mind, he has a giant hammer, with a really cool name I can’t pronounce – and it strikes… Read more »

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

Time to start looking at that last box.

Abso-fucking-lutely. I wanted to take more quotes, but it’s late and I need to sleep. If I can, having read this.

Tallulah
Tallulah

Well, here’s another crack in the dyke. Anderson Cooper actually interviewed a couple of men who revealed that the insurance companies are getting threatening phone calls from the Whut? House to intimidate them into remaining silent. “What is going on is, behind the scenes attempt by the White House to at least keep insurerers from publicly criticizing what is happening… Read more »

LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent
LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent

Awwwww… the Insurance companies are getting thrown under the bus??? The hell you say !! Oh wait… well fuck ’em. After all, THEY fucking contributed to the man child’s campaigns – heavily, they lobbied for the ACA, Again, heavily – only to have the rug pulled from under them after the ACA was passed and suddenly – SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER –… Read more »

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

Just like it’s YOUR fault that you lost your wallet when we stuck a gun in your face and told you we’d spray the sidewalk with your brains if you didn’t fork it over. YOU chose to fork it over, no? So don’t come crying to US, you criminal. Incidentally, if you’d chosen to not fork it over, it would… Read more »

Might this finally be the dashboard gauge red line, the accumulating gas leak in the kitchen, or the crack in the dam that reaches enough or the right Americans to stop this swirl pool of an out of control government with a foppish fraud, windbag, hater and fool as its figurehead? I so hope. Repeat rant – In 2014, a… Read more »

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole

As I stated previously: The people losing their insurance right now are the people under the individual mandate. Remember that the employer mandate was delayed. When that kicks back in then there’s going to be tens of millions losing their insurance that’s currently provided by their companies. But that will be after November 2014. You ain’t seen nuth’in yet. Now… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

I wonder if the CEO’s will grow a pair and start fighting back? They could write an open letter flat out accusing Barack Obama of lying. I have heard they are trying to get their message out through third parties, but that won’t work. They are terrified that Obama will send in his goons. Well, let them I say, and… Read more »

LC MuscleDaddy
LC MuscleDaddy

Just like it’s YOUR fault that you lost your wallet when we stuck a gun in your face and told you we’d spray the sidewalk with your brains if you didn’t fork it over. YOU chose to fork it over, no? So don’t come crying to US, you criminal. Incidentally, if you’d chosen to not fork it over, it would… Read more »

HempRopeAndStreetlight
HempRopeAndStreetlight

Repeat rant – In 2014, a better, conservative, patriotic, sensible and intelligent U.S. Senate to both immobilize the ___-in-WH and to start correcting the intertwined mess that is Wash DC. Wish for D.C Pols – ANY D.C. Pols – to behave in a manner befitting this country in one hand, then shit in the other. Tell me which weighs more… Read more »

The Chimp in Chief is an idiot. This boob could not find his ass with a guide dog, search warrant (issued by Erick the Cockholster), and both hands.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Mark @ #:

The Chimp in Chief is an idiot. This boob could not find his ass with a guide dog, search warrant (issued by Erick the Cockholster), and both hands.

And it looks like the media is starting to ask, “What doesn’t the president know, and when did he not know it?”
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irish19
irish19

Time to start looking at that last box. I am very much afraid it may come to that-espcially with the purge going on in the military right now and with Eric the Red arguing that international treaties should trump American laws. If it does come to that, it will be brutal and bloody and none of us will ever be… Read more »

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

Time to start looking at that last box.

Looking?!?
Jim “Playoffs?!?” Mora

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Virginia Democrat Calls For Forcing Doctors To Accept Medicare And Medicaid Patients You would think that when your party is burying a hole that is getting harder and harder to get out of, you wouldn’t want to that hole get deeper faster. But here is Kathleen Murphy, Democrat running for the House of Delegates against Barbara Comstock, telling a forum… Read more »