Historic Glitches
Now that we’ve been told by the DNCMedia, never once deviating from their OFA flash cards, that OgabeCare is suffering from a few “glitches”, here is another famous historical glitch:
In spite of a few initial glitches, transatlantic flight will become faster, more available and cheaper soon!
The Hindenburg: It’s More Than Just a Blimp!
Next week: Chernobyl, the Story of a Glitch.
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The week after the Chernobyl – “Building the unsinkable ship – RMS Titantic the anatomy of a glitch”
Oh my… we can get lots of miles out of this meme….
LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent says:
I say we go for it! Let us deploy the combined snark and wit of the Empire in the service of this one.
Publius Quintilius Varus – Glitch and Genius in the Teutoburger Wald
I say we go for it! Let us deploy the combined snark and wit of the Empire in the service of this one. You’re wish – my command my liege. Tacoma Narrows Bridge AKA As Gallopin’ Gertie – A little structural engineering “glitch”. Kind of reminds one of the Obamacare / Healthcare.gov disaster – all built, millions of tax payer… Read more »
Ladies and Gentleman, I can report with complete confidence that our operations on the Western Plains are in fine order. It is correct that General Custer has encountered a minor glitch at the Little Big Horn but we’re confident he will have everything worked out shortly.
General Paulus to Command,
Don’t worry fellas it’s just a glitch…
CDR Jim Lovell on Air-to-Ground 1: “Houston, we’ve had a little glitch.”
What a coincidence. In March, 2011, Japanese power company TEPCO also reported a glitch at the nuclear power plant located in Fukushima. They recently measured a new record high level of radioactive emissions at 140,000 becquerels per liter, which I am sure means that they are well on the way to fixing this ‘minor inconvenience’.
Yeah, I stole the idea and came up with this.
Other glitches throughout history
We could have fun with some of the Russki’s “industrial Accidents”, as well as the Chinese – if only we could find out what they were. Many years ago, an amateur ham operator heard somebody calling for help from orbit (this was in the 60’s) – and it wasn’t us. And they weren’t speaking English. For some reason, we never… Read more »
LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent @ #:
From Challenger to Columbia: Famous Glitches In The Shuttle Program
Bit of rum luck at Isandlwana today. Slight glitch in dealing with the natives.
– Lt. Col. Harry Burmester Pulleine
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To: Headquarters, Imperial Japanese Navy
From: Nagumo
Re: Midway Invasion
Slight glitch with our carrier operations. Onward to victory!
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There was a glitch in our preparations for the big game with Georgia Tech
George E. Allen, head coach, Cumberland College Bulldogs
And then there was the little glitch in Apollo 1.
and the Great Chicago Glitch of 1871.
Don’t forget that little pest-control snafu in Europe from 1348-50: The Black Glitch.
To: Exxon Shipping Company
From: Joseph Hazelwood
“We’ve runnnn acrosssh (hic) a ssshlight (burp) glitchhh. Pleassshe advissshhe.”
Hmmm….Seems that there was a little ‘glitch’ loading some fertilizer down there in TX a ways back 1947 To be precise.
Hey! It just like Ombammy’s Hellcare.gov….spreads around a lot of shit, makes a lot of noise, and gets a whole bunch of people killed…
Another from the nephew: To: Bobby Kotick CC: Michael Morhaime From: Bashiok RE: Real ID “Might be a few ‘glitches’ with the new REAL ID program… the players are slightly annoyed. Don’t worry though, I gave out my address and real name to prove that nothing bad can happen on the internet ever. AFK – phone is ringing and somebody… Read more »
To: Reichskanzlei
From: SS-Hauptamt
Apparently there was a glitch in our teletype machine. Now understand that correct order from Wannsee was to “Thrill all of the Jews”. Plans are underway to host big cultural fair and music festival, but fear attendance may be low due to prior miscommunication.
And the little glitch in San Francisco in 1906.
Or the little glitches in the north eastern power grid in 1965 and 2003.
“These glitches are so inconsequential, we exempted ourselves from them!”
– John Boehner, Harry Reid
Epic glitch- Bhopal India, Three Mile Island, Fukushima…….etc. etc. etc. See what happens when you outsource your IT and don’t observe the same regimen Apple did when some Iphone apps went tits up? Hint, Apple had a Night of The Long Knives Purge, stopped the bleeding, and moved on. The Government is doing opposite, giving Her Roehm a 15th chance,… Read more »
Voting won’t fix this.
http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=225405
I agree with Denninger. There will be zero solution to this that comes from the ballot box. Zilch. Zero. Zip.