Tolko Vperyod!

Forwards, Comrades!

Except… Comrade Stalin… the Comrades over at the Kostards aren’t happy:

My wife and I just got our updates from Kaiser telling us what our 2014 rates will be. Her monthly has been $168 this year, mine $150. We have a high deductible. We are generally healthy people who don’t go to the doctor often. I barely ever go. The insurance is in case of a major catastrophe.

Well, now, because of Obamacare, my wife’s rate is gong to $302 per month and mine is jumping to $284.

LIAR! Counterrevolutionary swine! Capitalist running-dog lackey spreader of bourgeois misinformation!

If you like your plan, you can KEEP IT! Everything will be better and CHEAPER with Comrade ObamaCare!

I am canceling insurance for us and I am not paying any fucking penalty. What the hell kind of reform is this?

Why, we can tell you that exactly, dear little “progressive” Kostard:




Ah yes, Comrade Hussein’s Signature Clusterfuck marches victoriously on. The healthy young people who were supposed to sign up in droves for insurance that they don’t need on account of being young and healthy, the milk cows who were supposed to be paying into the system so Comrade Hussein’s Clusterfuck could pay out to those who DO need insurance, aren’t suddenly all that interested in signing up, now that they’ve seen just how expensive “free” healthcare is.

But not to worry. Now that they’re forced to drop insurance they can no longer afford, they’ll be forced to pay a fine with the money they don’t have or they’d have bought insurance in the first place.

Welcome to the Socialist States of America under Comrade Hussein, you knuckledragging idiots.

Now say it again, little useful idiots now that you’ve played your role and it’s time for the fleecing:

“Elections have consequences.”

Come on, say it.


Not so much fun anymore, is it?



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LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent
LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent
October 21, 2013 23:36

I’d reply “The only free shit in life is….well, shit” but even that you have to buy food to create… So suck it Kostard, that or go full on emo and put a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger. At this point I prefer option 2. Heck I’ll even loan you my Mossberg. I got zero empathy, compassion,… Read more »

LC Xystus
LC Xystus
October 22, 2013 04:24

Vhat means “Tokyo Vpod,” Comrade Tsar??

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby
October 22, 2013 15:53

How does one say “UP YOURS” in Russki, comrades?

Easy: Obamacare!