As the Democrat Socialist Newsletter, Politico, breathlessly reports (h/t Doug Ross):

Former Secretary of State Colin Powell bashed North Carolina’s recent voting law at a forum in the state Thursday, with the governor that signed the bill in the audience.

The bill requires voters to show government-issued ID, shortens early voting and ends early pre-registration for teens, among other changes. Civil rights groups Democrat Socialist Lawfare Einsatzgruppen have already challenged the law in federal courts.

But of course they have. We’re still waiting for them to challenge laws requiring you to show photo ID to purchase a firearm as “discriminatory.” No, we’re not holding our breath.

“It immediately turns off a voting block the Republican Party needs,” Powell said.

The dead, felons and illegal immigrants? We weren’t aware that they were anxiously waiting for an opportunity to vote Republican. Not that it would matter, because even if they were, it would be illegal for them to do so. Here, allow us to spell it out for you, you colossal dunce: I-L-L-E-G-A-L. Which part of “illegal” do you not understand, you cerebrally underdeveloped clusterfuck? All of it, or did you just sort of nod off after the first syllable?

“These kinds of actions do not build on the base. It just turns people away. … I want to see policies that encourage every American to vote, not make it more difficult to vote.”

Including dead Americans, people who aren’t Americans and people who just… aren’t. We get that. Because your boyfriend Barry desperately needs those “votes.” We hate to be the one to break it to you, but Barry’s already taken. His name is Reggie. No, he’s really not that into you.

“What it really says to the minority voters is … ‘We really are sort-of punishing you,’” Powell said.

Because minority voters are just too damn stupid to get a free ID card, the kind of ID card they need to pretty much take a shit anymore? You are one disgusting son of a whore racist, you know that?

Powell also took aim at defenders of the law, including McCrory, who say such restrictions are necessary to stop voter fraud, which is hard to detect.

“You can say what you like, but there is no voter fraud,” Powell said. “How can it be widespread and undetected?”

How, indeed? How can anti-matter be widespread and yet hard to detect? Because it’s hard to detect, maybe? Oh, of course not. It’s hard to detect because it doesn’t exist or, alternatively, it doesn’t exist because it’s hard to detect. (From “Really Smart Things that Colin Powell Said”, volume 33).

Jumpin’ Jehosaphat on an organically sustainable, bio-fueled pogo stick. Is being that enormously dense a random genetic mutation, or has the Powell family been selectively breeding for it for centuries? Either way, it’s quite impressive.

Ridiculous, raving retard.


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September 1, 2013 20:30

he should go back to cheating on his wife with an agent of a foreign power and stay his RINO ass out of politics.

what a worthless sack of feces..

September 1, 2013 22:52

“No voter fraud”

Five, six, seven, eight…

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

Democrat prosecutors won’t prosecute voter fraud, and Republican prosecutors are scared to prosecute voter fraud because they’re scared of the racial minorities that commit voter fraud.

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches
September 2, 2013 01:21

Gotta love the GOP Elite’s strategy: chase the votes of people who never vote for them, while openly pissing on the people who do.

It definitely sets up quite the “Who is the bigger group of idiots” track race, though: the guys who betray their supporters, or the supporters who vote for (and fund) their betrayers.

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby
September 2, 2013 09:05

Colin Powell knows how to run a war, and also knows how to run off at the mouth. He’s good at both, but that’s about it.

Go home and sit under your fig tree, Colin. You’re just another asswagon in a large group of them… :em07:

LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
September 2, 2013 12:12

He should just suck start a Remington 870

September 2, 2013 18:06

Here’s another way to look at this. The spokespunks, if you think about it, are saying “Well, voter ID is bad, because the people we defend are too stupid and too fried on gin and juice to get their shit together and remember their ID, which oddly enough is needed for food stamps! Our people wanted equality, but we want… Read more »

LC Jackboot IC/A
September 3, 2013 12:42

Ummm it’s been awhile but methinks I remember my particle physics enough to recall that the Beta ?+ decay of K-40 (Potassium) produces a positron, that ends up doing this whirligig dance with an electron and they annihilate themselves. That’s pretty much provable with particle accelerators, by measuring the annihilation forces they work backwards to prove the existence of both… Read more »